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Tila Tequila Attacked By Juggalos

Tila Tequila Attacked By Juggalos

  Who is Tila Teqila? Don’t think we’re shut ins that have no connection to pop culture or anything. We know who she is, but we want to know who she is in that deeper, philosophical sense. What is her value? What does she have to o…

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P. Diddy Boasts Of Erections. World Sickened

P. Diddy Boasts Of Erections.  World Sickened

I’ve done exactly one red carpet event, and that was so I could go to the Playboy Mansion. I’ll never do another because it’s pretty much the dumbest experience possible. You basically have to sit there and shout compliments to …

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Tila Tequila Loses Her Precious

Tila Tequila Loses Her Precious

This is from the finale of the show “A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila.” I’ve never watched this show but let me be the first to say “Holy Shit.” First of all, who composed the piano music in the background and how ma…

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Tila Tequila Update: We Made Someone Mad

Tila Tequila Update: We Made Someone Mad

Well, apparently our post on how Tila Tequila got famous made the former editor-in-chief of Stuff Magazine a teensy bit defensive. Jimmy Jellinek, the editor that put her on the cover, sent a lovely e-mail to Holy Taco this morning about the post. …

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The Reason Why Tila Tequila Is Famous

The Reason Why Tila Tequila Is Famous

Do you ever wonder why certain people are famous? Especially when they are four-foot gremlin-faced whores? Well, here’s the story, according to a friend of mine who worked at StuffMagazine.com (the website for the now defunct Stuff Magazine.)…

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