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Five Things I’m Pretty Sure I Did On New Year’s Eve

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2011 was kind of a dick to me, so I wasn’t too upset to see it go. As a matter of fact, I celebrated its departure in a pretty epic manner. I was all like “2011, I don’t need you!” Then I told it to pack its things and be ou…

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The Memoir of a Child After Bring Your Child To Work Day

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The day was April 28th, 2011. I thought it was going to be an average Take Your Child To Work Day. I was only nine-years-old. Nine! No child should have to see the things I saw when my father took me along with him to his office.

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China Bans TV Shows About Time Travel

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China’s all sorts of stupid. We all know that. But the Chinese government recently banned all TV show plots that involve time travel, fantasy, and basically anything that requires an imagination to create. Really, though, “banned” is too strong a w…

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5 AwesomeThings You Can Do With A Baby

5 AwesomeThings You Can Do With A Baby

Newsflash, hotshot. You’ve got a baby on your hands. How did you get that baby? Who knows? Maybe you liberated it from a nursery? Maybe you willed it in to existence? Maybe someone just handed it to you as they screamed something about it bei…

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An Over-Analysis of Back to the Future: Part 1

An Over-Analysis of Back to the Future: Part 1

Back to the Future: Part 1 is one of my all-time favorite movies of all time.  Sure, it’s ripe with paradox and fallacies of logic, but somehow these elements seem to make the movie even better, and that’s exactly why it’s suc…

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Time Traveling Warriors Please Apply Here

Time Traveling Warriors Please Apply Here

I know this guy is going to have to wade through a shitload of time-travelling warrior resumes, but click here if you want to apply for this very dangerous mission. Thanks to YesButNoButYes.com

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