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7 Politically Correct Alternatives to ‘Beat Whitey Night’

7 Politically Correct Alternatives to ‘Beat Whitey Night’

Can’t we all just get along? Last weekend at the Iowa State Fair, a group of around 30 teenagers allegedly attacked several random fairgoers, including two police officers. According to witnesses, the attackers were black and were taking part…

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Dr. McDicksplosion’s Tips On Manly Man-ness

Dr. McDicksplosion’s Tips On Manly Man-ness

Life for a man ain’t easy. For instance, how many times have you found yourself trying to kill a bear with your hands when, all of a sudden, you have to subdue a pack of feral supermodels with nothing but your wits and your massive, gilded do…

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Last Minute Halloween Tips, Because We Care

Last Minute Halloween Tips, Because We Care

Before you head out for a rowdy night of trick-or-treating and Halloween partying, we’ve come up with a few last-minute Halloween tips that should ensure a successful night.  Have a safe, fun-filled night and don’t go crazy and axe-…

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Parenting Tip: Don’t Put Your Baby In Dryer

Parenting Tip: Don’t Put Your Baby In Dryer

Becoming a parent is one of the scariest things you can ever do in your life. You have so many questions, but nowhere to find the answers. Do you take it to the doctor whenever it has a fever? How often should you feed it? How long do you keep it i…

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