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Ladies, Celebrate International Women’s Day and Mardi Gras By Showing Men Your Tits

Mardi Gras

Today, March 8th, 2011, is a joyous day for all. For women, it is the celebration of the 100th anniversary of International Women’s Day, a day where women all over the world take pride in the huge strides in equality women have made since the early…

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I Banged Jessica Simpson and You Didn’t

I Banged Jessica Simpson and You Didn’t

By Tony Romo There’s no denying it; the Dallas Cowboys suck. We’re one and four. That’s only a game ahead of the Buffalo Bills, for crying out loud. And since I’m the quarterback, that means I suck. How can I look you in the…

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How to Care for Boobies

How to Care for Boobies

Every man worth his salt wants boobs. No offense gay guys who don’t like boobs, but that’s the fatal flaw in your whole gay game. There’s no boobs. And that’s why a gay guy will never walk on the moon. For the rest of us…

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The 25 Hottest Tea Party Protesters

The 25 Hottest Tea Party Protesters

Pundits attribute the success of the Tea Party movement to a variety of factors. Those on the right say it’s the result of out-of-control government spending and the failed economy. Those on the left claim racism and misinformation are at pla…

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She Looks Like She Has To Pee….HOT!

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Press Here For Maximum O-Face

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Drunken Argument Friday: Real Boobs vs. Fake Boobs

Drunken Argument Friday: Real Boobs vs. Fake Boobs

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really stupid things, like what’s better: real boobs or fake boobs? Here’s what it looks like when we do both at the same time: Drunken Argument Th…

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That Blue Really Brings Out Your Tits

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Tattoo Translation: “Actually a Dude”

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Most People Just Stick Out Their Thumb

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