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7 Reality Shows That Could Be the Best Shows Ever

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The scourge of reality TV has reached stunning heights in the last couple of years, where it seems like literally anything can and will be televise. From people who shop with coupons, to meth addicts to pawn shops and hillbillys, there’s really no …

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How to Get a Reality Show on TLC

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So you’ve decided to leap into the stream of human effluence that is TLC and exploit yourself or loved ones for money and something akin to notoriety. Maybe infamy. Good for you, sorta. Despite all signs to the contrary, getting a show on TLC is …

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Pitching 5 New Shows to TLC

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If you know anything about me it’s that I start a lot of articles with this joke. But you may also know I have a fascination with TLC, the one-time Learning Channel. Like KFC when they dropped “chicken” from the name and started using possum meat …

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Midseason TV Schedules from the Year 2022

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Welcome to January and a whole stunning crop of terrible new shows on TV. You’d think with all the shit that premiers in September you’d seen every turd TV had to offer, but you’d be wrong. Case in point – Rob Schneider ha…

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Most Awkward First Kiss Ever [Video]

Most Awkward First Kiss Ever [Video]

Your first kiss is very important, it’s something you’ll remember for the rest of your life. Mostly because it’s going to be incredibly awkward and overwhelming. Which is why it should a) happen before age fifteen and b) not be te…

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Beyond Toddlers and Tiaras: 5 Worse Ideas For Childrens’ Beauty Pageant Costumes

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You ever see the movie Pretty Woman with Julia Roberts? You know, the one where she plays Vivian Ward, the hooker with the heart of gold? Let’s talk about that character for a second: Heart of gold or not, she’s still a hooker, so dress…

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25 New Ways Kate Gosselin can Exploit Her Kids

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Well, it’s a tough nugget to swallow but TLC has finally cancelled Kate Plus 8, it’s delightful program that followed mother of the year Kate and her 8 children minus the father that got booted out of the show after a divorce a year or two back. …

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Extreme Couponing? 6 TLC Shows That Turn Humanity into a Sideshow

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If you follow my writing you’ll know that I have confronted the beast known as TLC before. And the fact that they know longer officially call themselves “The Learning Channel” hasn’t stopped me from taking them to task for airing what is arguably …

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