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Road To The Super Bowl: The New England Patriots

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Yesterday I covered the New York Giants’ journey to the Super Bowl and discussed whether or not the gypsy curse they’ve placed on their opponents will still be in effect come this Sunday. Today, I’m going to chronicle the road taken by the New Engla…

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Our Tom Brady Conspiracy Theory

posted 09/07/2008
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Yesterday Tom Brady suffered a knee injury during a game against a high school team from Missouri. Now, reports have come out that Brady may be out for the entire season. We here at the Taco think this is total bullshit. Bill Belichick is far to…

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If Tom Brady Had A Comic Book….

posted 07/23/2008
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It’s that time of the week again, our installment of our “If They Had A Comic Book…” series. This week it got a little epic. It’s 3 whole pages. With football season fast approaching, we decided to ponder what it mig…

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Gisele: Tom Brady Doesn’t Have Bad Bone

posted 06/16/2008
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You ever meet those couples where shit is too perfect? Like, shit is so perfect that it causes an argument between you and your girlfriend or boyfriend, where you insist that there’s something going on behind the scenes and your significant …

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Tom Brady Calls Role Play

posted 05/06/2008
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I’ve seen Shawshank Redemption probably 100 times. It’s a fantastic movie. But at right about my 80th viewing, at the very end when Andy and Red hug on the beach at Zihuatanejo, I for some reason really wanted a killer whale to sudden…

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55% Want To Bed Bridget Moynahan

posted 02/07/2008
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It was a close vote, but 55% of your decided you’d rather bang Tom Brady’s ex, than Tom Brady’s current. Either way, Tom Brady’s banged them both, so even though he blew it in the Super Bowl, his life is still 100,000,000,0…

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Everyone Watched The Patriots Suck

posted 02/03/2008
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I must say, that was one of the better Super Bowls I’ve watched. And apparently, I’m not the only one who watched it. ESPN.com reports: The New York Giants’ thrilling win over New England was the most-watched Super Bowl ever wit…

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Tom Brady Runs Up Score On DiCaprio

posted 01/21/2008
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People.com reports Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady braved the freezing temperatures of New York City to party at hotspot Butter Monday night. Just one problem: Her ex-boyfriend, Leonardo DiCaprio, was sitting just two tables away. The old flames di…

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Road To The Super Bowl: The New England Patriots

Our Tom Brady Conspiracy Theory

If Tom Brady Had A Comic Book….

Gisele: Tom Brady Doesn’t Have Bad Bone

Tom Brady Calls Role Play

55% Want To Bed Bridget Moynahan

Everyone Watched The Patriots Suck

Tom Brady Runs Up Score On DiCaprio

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