Tom Cruise – Holytaco

Totally Gay for Hollywood: 6 Riveting Celebrity Gayness Rumors

Every celebrity will eventually fall victim to a malicious albeit hilarious rumor at some point in their career; they love cocaine, they used to murder hobos, they had sex with Kim Kardashian, it’s a mixed bag of squalor. But few rumors stand the …

Read Full Article

Scientology Letters

posted 11/10/2010
by

Scientology has been badly demonized for years when the truth of the matter is, most Scientologists are just like you and me, except crazier. They wash their hair (crazily), they make dinner (crazily) and they pay their taxes do other stuff.&…

Read Full Article

Tom Cruise And Will Smith’s Secret Scientology Conversations

posted 05/21/2009
by

Earlier today we had a different comic up, but unfortunately, we had to take it down because it cast some associations in a…less than positive light. We’re now referring to it in the office as "the comic who’s name we do…

Read Full Article

2009 Douchebag Tournament Round 2, Day 2

posted 03/26/2009
by

Welcome to the final day of the second round of the 2009 Douchebag Tournament. Between Coulter vs O’Reilly, Kanye vs Cruise and Glenn Beck vs Michael Moore, have got some massive match-ups today, so let’s get to it. …

Read Full Article

Celebrity Super Bowl Predictions

posted 01/30/2009
by

It’s that time of year when every sports analyst from ESPN to ESPN 2 puts their two cents in to tell us who’s going to win the Super Bowl. So, to mix it up a little, it looks like ESPN asked a few well-known celebrities to give us their …

Read Full Article

The Most Overpaid Actors

posted 09/10/2008
by

Forbes magazine released a list today of the most overpaid actors. I was surprised to not find the chick who replaced Kelly in the last season of Saved By The Bell the high school years, when they repeated their senior year for some reason. IR…

Read Full Article

Tom Cruise Is Not In Top Gun 2

posted 07/22/2008
by

First, they told Tom Cruise he couldn’t be in the next Mission Impossible. Now they’ve entered a highway to the danger zone. Perezhilton.com reports: Rumors have been circulating that Top Gun will soon have a sequel made, however, Tom…

Read Full Article

If Tom Cruise Had A Comic Book

posted 07/16/2008
by

Last week we introduced our first “If They Had a Comic Book…” with Heidi and Spencer from the hills. This week we’re taking on Scientology. Enjoy. Other Stuff To Look At: If the USA had a Facebook page during the Civil War…

Read Full Article

Studio To Tom Cruise: Um, We Don’t Want You

posted 06/18/2008
by

When I was in little league I played on this team that was sponsored by the dad of one of the kid’s on the team named Brian. Brian was shaped like a can of tuna fish and smelled like a can of tuna fish, but we had awesome jerseys that had ou…

Read Full Article

Dr. Drew Apologizes To Scientology

posted 06/11/2008
by

When I went to high school, there was this one really weird crazy kid that no one made fun of no matter how much weird shit he did, because one time he bit the head off a dead bird during P.E. and ate lunch underneath this little bridge made for th…

Read Full Article

Tom Cruise Launches TomCruise.com

posted 05/28/2008
by

Finally! Our itty bitty little megalomaniac has entered the blogosphere! And let me tell you, the blogosphere is better off for it. I can barely remember what we did before we had TomCruise.com to help us get through our days with five-minute video…

Read Full Article

Totally Gay for Hollywood: 6 Riveting Celebrity Gayness Rumors

Scientology Letters

Tom Cruise And Will Smith’s Secret Scientology Conversations

2009 Douchebag Tournament Round 2, Day 2

Celebrity Super Bowl Predictions

The Most Overpaid Actors

Tom Cruise Is Not In Top Gun 2

If Tom Cruise Had A Comic Book

Studio To Tom Cruise: Um, We Don’t Want You

Dr. Drew Apologizes To Scientology

Tom Cruise Launches TomCruise.com

Photo of the Day

Best of Taco