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Inner Monologue of Tom DeLay at His First ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Lesson

Inner Monologue of Tom DeLay at His First ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Lesson

F*ck. I hate f*ckin’ dancing.  This is retarded.  What the f*ck am I doing here? Why am I learning some stupid, lame-ass dance moves when I should be manipulating the government to do my bidding?!  I’m the goddamn Hammer, …

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