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The Kick Ass Kiss Komparison

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How many times have you been invited to a kick ass makeout party full of swimsuit models and porn stars and Holy Taco editors and you have to be like “Oh, I can’t, I have polio” and then you stay home and make out with a room temperature ham –WHICH …

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25 Tongues

25 Tongues

     Science tells us tongues exist in heads all over the world.  Now they exist on Holy Taco.

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Do You Has Boobeez?

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College Football Fights are Awesome (totalprosports)   Would You Go To a Booze-Free Bar? (lemondrop)   Babes of the US Open (coedmagazine)   Jessica Simpson Looks Like a Fat Retarded Elvira (thedailyfix)   A Compilation of Ass-Ki…

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Cat Got Your Tongue? (Sorry, Had To)

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Mom Always Told Her To Zip It

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It’s Yao, Not Yum

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Your Tongue Is Not A Spoon

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Nice Tongue

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Going In For The Kiss

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