Here's a question: What do thirteen year old boys and Tony Romo have in common? If you answered "they both jack off to Jessica Simpson on their computer," you'd be right. I also would have accepted "They both have never won an NFL playoff game," as well as...

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It's usually a mistake when you let your parents or relatives get involved in your money making ventures.  When I was twelve I had a lawn cutting business and my dad decided to come with me when I went door to door asking people if they needed their lawn cut,...

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I once ate quesadillas and this weird chicken that came in a can, every day for three weeks in college because I was broke.  Then I sold my textbooks back and went directly to an Outback Steakhouse and ordered some kind of beef item for every course including dessert.  So...

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While he's no Mike Ditka, Jeff Gordon or Ozzy Osbourne, Tony Romo put on quite a vocal performance at the Cubs game last weekend. He should give his girlfriend and noted Cowboy-killer Jessica Simpson a tip or two on how to belt out a beautiful song. (I think the...

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I understand it can be difficult to have a great season and then get bounced out of the playoffs after just one game. So I'm not blaming T.O. for showing a little emotion after the 'Boys loss to the Giants. I mean, how can I blame him when I'm laughing...

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With the Cowboys playing the Giants this weekend in the divisional round of the NFL playoffs, one question was on everybody's mind: Will Jessica Simpson come to the game and cause her boyfriend Tony Romo to play like shit? Her rep tells usmagazine.com: "she is not attending. She is...

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It's common knowledge that Tony Romo can't complete a pass if his favoritest vagina, Jessica Simpson, is in the stands. Now YOU can be his favoritest vagina by downloading a Jessica mask at RuinRomo.com. The gist of RuinRomo is that if a lot of people show up at a game looking like...

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