I understand it can be difficult to have a great season and then get bounced out of the playoffs after just one game. So I’m not blaming T.O. for showing a little emotion after the ‘Boys loss to the Giants. I mean, how can I blame him when I’m laughing at how stupid he looks while he’s bawling. But he’s a hypocritical douche for getting all high and mighty with the media for questioning his “teammate” for boinking Jessica Simpson in Mexico the weekend before the game. This is the guy who told anyone who would listen that Donovan McNabb was tired at the end of the Super Bowl and called Jeff Garcia gay. He had no problem tossing previous “teammates” under the bus, but now he has no problem tossing Romo’s salad. Does T.O. have a crush on Romo? Well, if it smells like a rat, it probably fucks quarterbacks like one, too.
With the Cowboys playing the Giants this weekend in the divisional round of the NFL playoffs, one question was on everybody’s mind: Will Jessica Simpson come to the game and cause her boyfriend Tony Romo to play like shit?
Her rep tells usmagazine.com: “she is not attending. She is working on a new album.”
It’s common knowledge that Tony Romo can’t complete a pass if his favoritest vagina, Jessica Simpson, is in the stands. Now YOU can be his favoritest vagina by downloading a Jessica mask at RuinRomo.com. The gist of RuinRomo is that if a lot of people show up at a game looking like J-Simp, T-Ro’s loins will fire up and make him unable to drill his tight end. The only instructions are:
1) Buy Tickets to the next Dallas Game.
2) Print out this picture in Full Color.
3) Cut out eyes and head.
4) Paste or tape to a heavy piece of paper or cardboard.
5) Paste popsicle stick to bottom for easy handling.
6) Bring it to the game and let Tony know Jessica is there for him!
7) Celebrate after your team wins!
If you hate the Cowboys, it’s your duty to show up at the next Dallas game looking like a Hollywood whore. If you love the Cowboys, well, you’re probably a fatass Texan who could use makeover.
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