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I Banged Jessica Simpson and You Didn’t

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By Tony Romo There’s no denying it; the Dallas Cowboys suck. We’re one and four. That’s only a game ahead of the Buffalo Bills, for crying out loud. And since I’m the quarterback, that means I suck. How can I look you in the…

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Holy Taco Presents…The Ultimate Shitty Quarterback

posted 08/18/2008
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Why does everyone bother asking the question, “What makes the perfect NFL Quarterback?,” when most of us root for a team with an incredibly shitty one? Thus, we decided to ask a more pertinent question, “What makes the Ultimate Sh…

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Romo and Simpson Do Nasty Nerd Style

posted 08/05/2008
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Here’s a question: What do thirteen year old boys and Tony Romo have in common? If you answered “they both jack off to Jessica Simpson on their computer,” you’d be right. I also would have accepted “They both have ne…

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Jessica Simpson’s Dad Tries To Sell Her Engagement

posted 06/03/2008
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It’s usually a mistake when you let your parents or relatives get involved in your money making ventures. When I was twelve I had a lawn cutting business and my dad decided to come with me when I went door to door asking people if they neede…

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Tony Romo Parties At Hooters

posted 05/13/2008
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I once ate quesadillas and this weird chicken that came in a can, every day for three weeks in college because I was broke. Then I sold my textbooks back and went directly to an Outback Steakhouse and ordered some kind of beef item for every cours…

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Tony Romo Can Sing Better Than Jessica Simpson

posted 05/11/2008
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Terrell Owens Wants To Be Tony Romo’s Tight End

posted 01/13/2008
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I understand it can be difficult to have a great season and then get bounced out of the playoffs after just one game. So I’m not blaming T.O. for showing a little emotion after the ‘Boys loss to the Giants. I mean, how can I blame him w…

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Jessica Simpson Not THAT Stupid

posted 01/08/2008
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With the Cowboys playing the Giants this weekend in the divisional round of the NFL playoffs, one question was on everybody’s mind: Will Jessica Simpson come to the game and cause her boyfriend Tony Romo to play like shit? Her rep tells usma…

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Now You Can Destroy Tony Romo

posted 12/23/2007
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It’s common knowledge that Tony Romo can’t complete a pass if his favoritest vagina, Jessica Simpson, is in the stands. Now YOU can be his favoritest vagina by downloading a Jessica mask at RuinRomo.com. The gist of RuinRomo is that if …

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I Banged Jessica Simpson and You Didn’t

Holy Taco Presents…The Ultimate Shitty Quarterback

Romo and Simpson Do Nasty Nerd Style

Jessica Simpson’s Dad Tries To Sell Her Engagement

Tony Romo Parties At Hooters

Tony Romo Can Sing Better Than Jessica Simpson

Terrell Owens Wants To Be Tony Romo’s Tight End

Jessica Simpson Not THAT Stupid

Now You Can Destroy Tony Romo

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