Eva Mendes Topless

So, once again, somebody talked a really hot chick into being topless under the guise of “it’s art.”  This time it was Eva Mendes and the smooth talking editor was from Italian Vogue.   Except this time, they went so arty, that to be honest, I’m not really that excited by these pictures.  It looks kind of like the photos that my dad took of some ex-girlfriend he had in 1955 that I found in a shoe box labeled “Wrenches” underneath a bunch of crap in our shed.  I guess the hotter and more famous the chick, the more artsy you have to tell them the photos will be, which means we’ll see Miley Cyrus naked only if she’s covered in the blood of dead nazis and the photos are being taken by Jesus Christ.  Anyway, click the little pics below to get rid of Eli Manning’s face.

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Taco Belle: Topless Marisa Miller

Where You’ve Seen Her: The photos at the bottom are from Marisa Miller’s shoot in the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. But before she was SI’s girl, she was topless. Which makes her pretty much everyone’s girl. Check out the photos of Marisa playing skins in a pickup basketball game and putting on some shirtless makeup. There’s even a video. Thanks to NS4W.org.

Tantalizing tidbit: In 2004 she appeared in the video for Puddle of Mudd’s “Spin You Around.” So, she will either do anything for money or she has terrible taste in music.

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