April 17th, 2008 | 06:30

I guess the first thing you do after Paris Hilton calls you a fatass is you go on a totally fun shopping spree…and you touch your boobs. At least that’s what Kim Kardashian appears to be doing. I wonder if she had to go for the boobs because she can’t reach her enormous ass. I guess we’ll never know.
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