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7 Suprising G.I. Joe Figures Based On Real People

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G.I. Joe action figures have been around for generations, but it wasn’t until the eighties that Hasbro started using celebrities and other types to help promote them. There’s a few Joes based on real people that most of us are familiar w…

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25 Creepy Stuffed Toys

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Stuffed toys are some of the first you’ll give a child, due to their lack of sharp corners and/or arsenic. And while that’s all fine and good you should probably not give them creepy, nightmare toys. Unless you’re positive it…

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2011′s Ten Most Dangerous Toys

2011′s Ten Most Dangerous Toys

Possibly a better title for this article would’ve been “Ten Things To Buy Your Kids This Christmas, If You Hate Your Kids”, but that’s a little too wordy. W.A.T.C.H., the consumer advocate group of overcautious PTA moms (pos…

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – Spy Tech Redub

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – Spy Tech Redub

Remember Spy Tech? No? Well, this video won’t be so nostalgic for you then.

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25 Different Conans (More or Less)

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Conan isn’t the most common name under the sun and aside from the Barbarian and the talk show host, you might not know of any others. Well lucky for you we tracked down 25 different ones, which is to to say less than 25 “different̶…

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25 Unusual Batman Sculptures

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Now that the holidays are over, it’s time to get back to work as normal. So, ya know, Batman.

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The 12 Deviant Days of Christmas: 10 Painful Toys

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Toys are designed to do two things: bring joy and happiness to children through the act of playing and bring sorrow and frustration to their parents through their wallets. It’s supposed to distract children from the horrors that await them when the…

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The Best Pony Meat Is My Little Pony Meat

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Is That a Pumpkin at the Bottom?

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Make Your Own Sex Toys

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Greatest Band Ever?

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