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5 Things Your Girlfriend Says and What They Really Mean

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by Ian Fortey

Sometimes it’s hard to tell what a woman means when she says something. So we made some translations.

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Celebrity Tweets Translated to and From Chinese

posted 09/07/2011
by Ian Fortey

One of the best things on the internet to someone best described as “immature” is an online translator, such as Babelfish. It’s a fun way to learn sexual innuendo in other languages but for the true scholar, it’s also an am…

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For Lunchboy

posted 12/04/2009
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They Make The Best “Shrimp Fucks The Cabbage” In Town

posted 04/16/2009
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Mmmm, That’s Good Demon Moustache Squid Roast

posted 10/28/2008
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Someone should open up a restaurant in America that gives everything on it’s menu a wacky name you’d find mistranslated into English around the world. Hipsters couldn’t move their skinny pants-wearing legs fast enough to go to a r…

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When Asian Instructions Go Bad

posted 05/19/2008
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I purchased this crappy souvenir magic trick on a recent trip to Las Vegas. According to the photo on the box, this magic trick is supposed to let you push a coin through a piece of leather and into a shot glass-sized cup. Aside from being called t…

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