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6 Alternatives to Walking, Because Walking Is For Assholes

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You ever walk anywhere? It’s horrible, right? It’s like such a waste of energy. We’re a bipedal species, but quite frankly, I’m sick and tired of it. You know who walked everywhere? Neanderthals. Have we not evolved beyond h…

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7 Celebrity TSA Body Scans

7 Celebrity TSA Body Scans

The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) is catching a lot of flack for its use of body scanners at airports. While the government claims the nearly naked images produced by the machines cannot be leaked to the public, privacy advocates are…

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What to Take on a Weekend Trip with Your Girlfriend

What to Take on a Weekend Trip with Your Girlfriend

Boys are different than girls. Am I right?!    

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What Other People Are Thinking When You’re Traveling

What Other People Are Thinking When You’re Traveling

If you’re anything like 70% of the country who loves their family, there’s a good chance that you’ll be traveling over the next few days.  Traveling is stressful for you, but some people don’t realize how stressful it i…

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10 People That Will Definitely Be On Your Next Flight

10 People That Will Definitely Be On Your Next Flight

There are few things more uncomfortable than flying on a plane across the country. Here are the 10 types of people that will make your uncomfortable cross-country flight even crappier:   The Fat Guy     The Fat Guy seems like th…

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Inner Monologue of a Guy Sitting Next to a Hot Chick on a Plane

Inner Monologue of a Guy Sitting Next to a Hot Chick on a Plane

Okay, there’s a fat guy coming down the aisle. Don’t sit here. Don’t sit here. I’m a mean, bad person that’s not fun to sit next to on a plane.  YES! He passed up my row.  Uh oh, a smelly old lady is coming up…

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