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Everyone Should Have a Penis Tree

Everyone Should Have a Penis Tree

    This is a news story from Arizona about a guy who carved a tree in the shape of a dick, and somehow the local news has managed to make it incredibly boring. I learned how to describe a tree shaped like a dick without being too graphic…

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You’re Doing It Wrong

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I Wonder What The Eggs Taste Like

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Tree Porn: A Gallery

Tree-Porn-Gallery

    Mother nature is awesome.  And by awesome we mean "there are a lot of things in nature that look like penises and vaginas."  So, as we cruise the internet, we run across a lot of them.  And today, we’d l…

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Freak-A-Boo

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Happy St. Patrick’s Day

Happy St. Patrick’s Day

  No St. Patrick’s Day would be complete without a viewing of this holiday classic. This video is to St. Patrick’s Day what "A Christmas Story" is to Christmas. You can watch it for 24 hours straight and it never gets old…

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Going Green Has Never Been Easier

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5 Strongest Arguments Against Gay Marriage


How to Make a McGriddle at Home


How to Write a Black Eyed Peas Song


25 Leaked Celebrity Cell Phone Pics


7 Avengers Too Lame for the Movie


Female Murderers You’d Probably Go Home With