Last night was Halloween and if you’re like us, you spent the night shouting obscenities from your basement apartment window, dressed in a bathrobe and drinking Kahlua and Kool-Aid. But other people were dressed, upstairs, handing out candy …
Sunday, October 31st. This is the day we’ve been waiting for: Halloween. Ian Fortey, our fearless leader, had been planning his costume for months. He was poised to show the world that he wasn’t afraid to show off the weird growt…
Hey, have you seen Dustin’s Halloween costume? I mean, I’m not trying to rub it in your face or anything, but I think it’s pretty goddamn amazing. I helped him put it together. He’s a pirate. A badass pirate. He’s got …
Whether you’re attending a party, going trick-or-treating, or escaping from your bloodthirsty psychopathic siblings in the dark of night, you’re going to see a lot of freaky weird things this Halloween. You may as well keep track o…
When someone says "Halloween", we think of three things: costumes, candy, and really annoying a-holes that do stupid things and ruin Halloween for the rest of us. Here are some letters written to those a-holes:
If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff, like what’s the crappiest thing you could get in your trick-or-treat bag on Halloween: Pennies, or Jesus Pamphlets? Here’s w…