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7 Types of Trick-or-Treaters You Had Last Night

7 Types of Trick-or-Treaters You Had Last Night

Last night was Halloween and if you’re like us, you spent the night shouting obscenities from your basement apartment window, dressed in a bathrobe and drinking Kahlua and Kool-Aid. But other people were dressed, upstairs, handing out candy …

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Holy Taco’s Epic Halloween Adventure!

Holy Taco’s Epic Halloween Adventure!

  Sunday, October 31st. This is the day we’ve been waiting for: Halloween. Ian Fortey, our fearless leader, had been planning his costume for months. He was poised to show the world that he wasn’t afraid to show off the weird growt…

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Hey, Check Out My Kid’s Totally F’N Awesome Halloween Costume!

Hey, Check Out My Kid’s Totally F’N Awesome Halloween Costume!

Hey, have you seen Dustin’s Halloween costume? I mean, I’m not trying to rub it in your face or anything, but I think it’s pretty goddamn amazing. I helped him put it together. He’s a pirate. A badass pirate. He’s got …

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Halloween Bingo Card

Halloween Bingo Card

Whether you’re attending a party, going trick-or-treating, or escaping from your bloodthirsty psychopathic siblings in the dark of night, you’re going to see a lot of freaky weird things this Halloween.  You may as well keep track o…

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Letters to Annoying People on Halloween

Letters to Annoying People on Halloween

When someone says "Halloween", we think of three things: costumes, candy, and really annoying a-holes that do stupid things and ruin Halloween for the rest of us.  Here are some letters written to those a-holes:      

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Drunken Argument Friday: Worst Thing to Get In Your Trick-or-Treat Bag

Drunken Argument Friday: Worst Thing to Get In Your Trick-or-Treat Bag

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff, like what’s the crappiest thing you could get in your trick-or-treat bag on Halloween: Pennies, or Jesus Pamphlets? Here’s w…

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