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The Inner Monologue of The New York Jets’ Conditioning Coach As He Tripped A Miami Dolphins Corner Back

If I were out there I’d be kicking ass all over the place. Seriously, I would. I’d be getting the snap, running back in to the pocket, taking my time, looking for the right spot, and then I’d launch that ball out like an asteroid barreling toward e…

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What Other People Are Thinking When You’re Traveling

posted 11/24/2009
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If you’re anything like 70% of the country who loves their family, there’s a good chance that you’ll be traveling over the next few days. Traveling is stressful for you, but some people don’t realize how stressful it i…

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Weekend in Vegas Bingo

posted 11/13/2009
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There’s nothing like a weekend in Vegas to remind you of exactly how shitty your life could be. The next time you venture off to Sin City, take this handy bingo card along, so you’ll have something to keep you occupied while your f…

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Inner Monologue of a Guy Sitting Next to a Hot Chick on a Plane

posted 09/28/2009
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Okay, there’s a fat guy coming down the aisle. Don’t sit here. Don’t sit here. I’m a mean, bad person that’s not fun to sit next to on a plane. YES! He passed up my row. Uh oh, a smelly old lady is coming up…

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