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72% Of You Want A Horse Over Sarah Jessica Parker

72% Of You Want A Horse Over Sarah Jessica Parker

In what can only be described as a shocking upset, 72% of Holy Taco readers declared that they’d rather have sexual intercourse with potential Triple Crown winning thoroughbred Big Brown than film and television star Sarah Jessica Parker, eve…

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