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Gwyneth Paltrow: World’s Greatest Troll?

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At first, Gwyneth Paltrow seems like a vapid, privileged, dumbass. But in actuality, she’s the single greatest celebrity troll since Andy Kaufman. Her idiotic, out-of-touch outlook on her fabulous life is nothing more than inspired dialogue fr…

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Charlie Zelenoff: Rocky – Skill + Extra Brain Damage

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Charlie Zelenoff is a skinny white Internet troll who fancies himself a boxing master. He challenged professional puncher Deontay Wilder to a fight, because maybe he couldn’t beat up Floyd Mayweather’s dad, but an undefeated boxer in his…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Are Leprechauns Evil or Good?

Drunken Argument Friday: Are Leprechauns Evil or Good?

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really stupid things. Since St. Patrick’s Day is just around the corner, we decided to argue about whether Leprechauns are evil or good.  Here’…

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If You’ve Got A Tuft Of Hair, Might As Well Get A Troll Tattoo

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