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A Letter To The Guy Navigating His Massive Truck Through A Tiny Parking Lot

A Letter To The Guy Navigating His Massive Truck Through A Tiny Parking Lot

Hey, Guy Navigating His Massive Truck Through A Tiny Parking Lot I’ll bet you have a tiny penis. I know, I know, it’s a common slanderous comment used to put down people that own and operate extremely large vehicles. But it might be tru…

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What Your Car Really Says About You

What Your Car Really Says About You

Like it or not, people will formulate opinions and ideas about you based on their initial observations, like how you dress, who you’re with, and what kind of vehicle you drive.  You have to be careful, though, because sometimes the messag…

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7 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Help a Girl Move

7 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Help a Girl Move

Helping a girl move is like sitting through a screening of Beverly Hills Chihuahua with a clothespin on your ballsack:  it’s completely miserable, it hurts like hell, and you gain absolutely nothing from it.  Most girls have no idea …

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I Don’t Know What’s Happening Here, But I Can Tell It’s Awesome.

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What Your Favorite UFC Fighter Says About You (CagePotato)   Freakin Hot Fripple Girls (Coed)   Kobe Bryants And His Harsh Words (TotalProSports)   Megan Fox Is Dumb And Hot (TheDailyFix)   Faye Reagan Gets Naked [nsfw] (SexyandF…

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Redneckuzzi

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The 5 Sexiest Newspapers Around (Coed)   It’s Raining Dildos (TheGoods)   5 Mistakes Women Always Make (LemonDrop)   Cindy Is Still Very Hot (TheDailyFix)   Crackhead And A River (EvilChili)   Flowchart Of Our Healthca…

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Scientific Lesson Of The Day: Inertia

Scientific Lesson Of The Day: Inertia

Pig Slop Transport Surprise – Watch more Funny Videos  If you’re transporting a truck load of pig slop, remember to brake slowly.   Michelle Marsh Is HOT (TotallyCrap) Jessica Mitchell is also HOT (AskMen) Emilija Bunjac Is A B…

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Simultaneously Terrible and Awesome

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Human Foosball is Awesome (UniqueDaily)   The Nascar Themed Wedding (AllLeftTurns)   Hottest Women Of The Bronx (Complex)   Die Hard Comic Book (ScreenJunkies)   If Some Stars Lived On (Cracked)   Man Getting Electrocuted (I…

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Still Overcompensating From Beyond the Grave

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