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The Story of Canadian Thanksgiving

Today is Canadian Thanksgiving and you may be wondering, why are Canadians allowed outside? You may also be wondering why their Thanksgiving is so damned early and, for that matter, did Canadian pilgrims land somewhere a month earlier and do the ex…

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Why You Should Never Chase a Wild Turkey

posted 09/11/2012
by Ian Fortey

This article is in no way about the booze that was very astutely named after one of nature’s most terrible monsters, the turkey. Farm raised turkeys seemed like scrotum-necked dullards but a wild turkey is some kind of heinous, devil-gobbler.

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Revenge of the Turkey Jolt – MORE Inappropriate Uses for an Uncooked Turkey

posted 11/24/2011
by Ian Fortey

Revenge of the Turkey Jolt – MORE Inappropriate Uses for an Uncooked Turkey

Wait, is this a sequel to the last video that was not only made last year but was already posted on HT once? Quiet you! Also, Happy Thanksgiving!

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25 People Inexplicably Dressed as Turkeys

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25 People Inexplicably Dressed as Turkeys

Happy Thanksgiving y’all. Here’s man-turkey!

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The Turkey Jolt – Inappropriate Uses for an Uncooked Turkey

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The Turkey Jolt – Inappropriate Uses for an Uncooked Turkey

Inappropriate Uses For An Uncooked Turkey – Watch MoreFunny Videos Just because I post this video doesn’t mean I agree. I think these are all appropriate.

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The Thanksgiving Jolt – Put the F*cking Turkey in the Oven

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The Thanksgiving Jolt – Put the F*cking Turkey in the Oven

You still have time to heed the advice in this video. And the amazing thing is, this is all pretty useful. And this lady is awesome

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Have A Happy Thanksgiving, From The Holy Taco Writing Staff

posted 11/23/2011
by Luis Prada

It’s Wednesday, which means we’re giving up trying to entertain you. We do this every Wednesday, but this is the one Wednesday all year that we have a legitimate excuse to stop trying half-way through the week – it’s Thanksgiving! Perhaps th…

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More Dead than Turducken: 5 Heart Stopping Foods Stuffed with Other Foods

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About 10 years ago, turducken was a hilarious urban legend that surfaced around the holidays, the famed turkey stuffed with duck stuffed with chicken in order to satiate the needs of the most demanding carrion eaters. Surely the thing was not real…

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What You’re Really Having For Thanksgiving

posted 11/23/2009
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The Story of Canadian Thanksgiving

Why You Should Never Chase a Wild Turkey

Revenge of the Turkey Jolt – MORE Inappropriate Uses for an Uncooked Turkey

25 People Inexplicably Dressed as Turkeys

The Turkey Jolt – Inappropriate Uses for an Uncooked Turkey

The Thanksgiving Jolt – Put the F*cking Turkey in the Oven

Have A Happy Thanksgiving, From The Holy Taco Writing Staff

More Dead than Turducken: 5 Heart Stopping Foods Stuffed with Other Foods

What You’re Really Having For Thanksgiving

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