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Pitching 5 New Shows to TLC

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If you know anything about me it’s that I start a lot of articles with this joke. But you may also know I have a fascination with TLC, the one-time Learning Channel. Like KFC when they dropped “chicken” from the name and started using possum meat …

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Holy Taco Salutes: Jesse Frederick

Holy Taco Salutes: Jesse Frederick

  You probably don’t know Jesse Frederick by name, even though you invited him into your home every Friday night of your childhood. No, he’s not your Dad’s creepy friend from down the street. Jesse Frederick is the musician w…

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10 Awesome Football Announcer Screw Ups

10 Awesome Football Announcer Screw Ups

Announcing a football game is hard work.  You have to watch the game and talk about what’s going on, and you don’t even get to pound beer and Doritos while you’re doing it.  It’s just too damn stressful up in the bo…

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Here’s Something You Probably Shouldn’t Do Today

Here’s Something You Probably Shouldn’t Do Today

  You probably shouldn’t go on live television today, or else this might happen.  In fact, this might happen if you do anything, so you probably shouldn’t do that either.  

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Uhh, Roger, You’re On Live TV

Uhh, Roger, You’re On Live TV

Reporter Says Cocksucker On Live TV – Watch more Funny Videos Shouldn’t the first thing a TV producer says to his reporter be something like, "OK, so we’re going to cut to you live and you give your report." And shouldn&#…

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If TV Science Was More Like Real Science

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The Classiest Baby Photo You Will See Today

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“Oh Yeah! Oh Yeah!…Oh No! Oh No!”

“Oh Yeah! Oh Yeah!…Oh No! Oh No!”

  This may now be my favorite video of all time. All I know about it, is that it’s Dennis Rodman. And he just drove a car off a cliff trying to do some stunt on what appears to be some Fox show. And he starts screaming "OH YEAH! OH …

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How To Get Your Message On TV

How To Get Your Message On TV

If you put a TV Network’s acronym on your sign at a sporting event, it’ll get on TV, no matter what the sign says:

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TVs Explode Better In Slow Motion

TVs Explode Better In Slow Motion

Watching shit blow up is as American as baseball, apple pie and morbid obesity. If anyone has a video of a morbidly obese baseball player exploding while eating an apple pie, please send that to me immediately. You would be a true American. More TV…

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