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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: November 16th

Oh man, this is some kind of week at the movies. It’s like Hollywood got drunk and woke up the next day and couldn’t explain what happened, there was just this crazy shit going on. And now we are the beneficiaries of it. Not sure what I mean? Go…

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The Next Big Twilight

posted 01/25/2012
by Ian Fortey

If you haven’t heard of Warm Bodies, get ready to be horrified. It’s being touted as Twilight with Zombies and is essentially exactly what that implies – a tween’s level understanding of love as told by a girl and the zombie who fell in love with h…

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Twilight: Breaking Dawn: A Shocking Discovery

posted 09/15/2011
by Ian Fortey

Like you. I have never read the Twilight books because, like you, I’m normal. This is to say that Twilight fans are not normal. Don’t feel bad, Twilight fans. Remember how a few years ago people started the whole “who’s to say what’s normal anyw…

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Vampire Fight!

posted 03/05/2010
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Threats of Brock Lesnar (BleacherReport) Erin Andrews is Dancing (TotalProSports) Star Trek for Christians (Manofest) Monica Hansen Hotness (Coed) Dont Diss Britney, Ke$ha (LemonDrop) Friday Photobombs (TheChive) &…

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