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Chelsea Handler’s Twitter F*ck-Up, And Other Racist Tweets That Failed Hard

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Can we all agree that Chelsea Handler should go back to Africa?

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My 25 Favorite People on Twitter

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Twitter is the only social media platform I don’t hate.

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15 of our Best Tweets to Donald Trump

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This past weekend, Holy Taco’s twitter was recognized for its contribution to the belittling and hatred of Donald Trump, because it’s a hobby we can all get behind. Now if you don’t follow me on twitter (you should) you may have m…

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How to Be Wrong

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As some of you know, I’m an avid Twat. Ha ha! I play with linguistics. But seriously, as part of my job, I’m on Twitter a lot and, unofficially, part of my job is to make fun of Donald Trump. I now present to you a series of tweets that resulted…

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6 Signs that Indicated Bill Murray was Not on Twitter

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It came to light recently that the Bill_Murray Twitter account was not real. I was not in the loop on this as I recall seeing it some months ago and just assuming it was a fake account, having not been verified and sounding literally nothing like B…

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‘That Can Be My Next Tweet’ Tweets For You, You Lazy Bastards

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Tweeting is hard, you guys. So very hard. I mean, to deliver unto you nothing but the finest one-liners (all of which you can find @holytaco) we have to labor for, literally, seconds as we think up bullshit that makes us laugh. And then, on top of t…

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My Twitter Nemesis: M Night Shyamalan

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Read this – M Night Shyamalan had a meteoric rise to fame then proceeded to make nothing but shitty movies. TWIST ENDING! That was a tweet you won’t find on twitter. Know why? It was eaten by the internet. That’s not true, I posted it as a…

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Would You Like To Hear My Idea For A Social Networking Site?

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I had this great idea for a social media website the other day. Wanna hear it? It’ll be great, I promise. Okay, so, first, when you get to this social media website, you’ll have to login, because the login page is like the mote and hundred-foot ston…

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18 Things I Should Have Tweeted As I flipped Between The NBA All-Star Game and The Oscars

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Flipping between both events, I found myself mashing the two into each other, but never actually writing down and tweeting any of my thoughts. I can’t let good content go to waste, so I am now going to present all of my thoughts here, for you, right…

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9 Completely Ridiculous Twitter Bots

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Half of everyone on Twitter is a fake entity (and probably follows Newt Gingrich). Of those fake people, a small portion are bots who will hilariously talk to you when you say some random thing. Let’s check out some of the best one.

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Tweets from Celebrity Pets

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Each and every day on Twitter you can read the thoughts or lack of thoughts of celebrities. We figured it’d be more insightful to check out what the pets of celebrities have to say, since they’re the ones with all the inside info. To the…

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