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My 25 Favorite People on Twitter

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Twitter is the only social media platform I don’t hate.

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Classic Taco: If Homer’s Odyssey Was Written On Twitter

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This was written by our pal Eric Alt. If he had a website I would’ve linked to it.

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The Post Superbowl Wrap-up Based on Other People’s Observations

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At about 5PM Eastern time on Sunday, February 05, 2012 it became clear that every single website that a man has ever even accidentally gone to will cover one of three aspects of the Superbowl tomorrow – the game itself, the halftime show or the comm…

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Classic Taco: Celebritwats: Celebrities Respond to the Black Eyed Peas Halftime Show

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Yesterday’s Superbowl was overshadowed by a mass of ridiculous commercial and a halftime show that was the visual and aural equivalent of being stabbed fro the inside out by a gutful of sharpened golf cleats. We’re no fans of BEP normall…

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13 People Who Think Joe ‘Paternal’ Died

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The recent passing of Penn State’s legendary coach, Joe Paterno, has a lot of people truly upset. Some are so upset, in fact, that they kept screwing up his last name. You can blame it on autocorrect, or maybe it’s hard to type accurate…

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Follow Holy Taco on Twitter and All Your Dreams Come True!

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Do you suffer from gout? The consumption? Osteosyphillis? Lonely beaver? All these conditions and more can be cured by following Holy Taco on Twitter. We offer more random, 76% original jokes than you’ll find on 15 of the top 250 Twitter …

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Rejected Peanuts Specials

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If you obsessively twitter like we do, then you’d know that #RejectedPeanutsSpecials was a trending topic. We didn’t create it, but we did decide to jump in. Then we decided to put together a few graphics for the ones we came up with.

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Follow Holy Taco on Twitter and Facebook!

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Were you aware we exist on Facebook and Twitter and that, on both, every day, we’re giving away dozens of free sandwiches? It’s true, we are! And by true we mean not true. We have no sandwiches. We do post funny photos and jokes you…

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Wuh-Whoa! Your Twitter and Facebook Posts Affect Your Chances At Getting a Job!

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Reppler posted the resutls of a recent survey of 300 people in suits who are in charge of, or at least part of the hiring process where they work has shown that what you’re putting on your social media outlets could be keeping you from gettin…

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How to Get Michele Bachmann to Follow You on Twitter

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Today is a momentous day! Michele Bachmann, GOP Presidential candidate, follows Holy Taco on Twitter. Arguably on purpose. If you want to partake in this glory, we have devised a simple guide to get Ms. Bachmann to follow you as well. Behold!

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A List Of Potential Future Facebook Changes That Will Inevitably Annoy You

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Great news everybody, Facebook has gone and changed things up again! They just keep rearranging the furniture to try and make their crumby studio apartment look like a classy mansion. Stop it, Facebook! You have a bajillion (estimated) and they rel…

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Celebrity Tweets Translated to and From Chinese

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One of the best things on the internet to someone best described as “immature” is an online translator, such as Babelfish. It’s a fun way to learn sexual innuendo in other languages but for the true scholar, it’s also an am…

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