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Chelsea Handler’s Twitter F*ck-Up, And Other Racist Tweets That Failed Hard

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Can we all agree that Chelsea Handler should go back to Africa?

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Celebrity Tweets Translated to and From Chinese

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One of the best things on the internet to someone best described as “immature” is an online translator, such as Babelfish. It’s a fun way to learn sexual innuendo in other languages but for the true scholar, it’s also an am…

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Best Burning Man Tweets

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So if you were unable or unwilling to attend the infamous Burning Man festival this week, you missed out on a lot of mind-expanding experiences. You missed out on a lot of dusty, half-naked women and sinewy forty-something dudes with way more confi…

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This Reasonably Tame Flashmob Makes Machine Gun Kelly Even Less Intimidating

This Reasonably Tame Flashmob Makes Machine Gun Kelly Even Less Intimidating

It’s hard being a white rapper. I’m just guessing when I say that, but I mean it has to be hard. You’re generally the skinny outsider and you’re probably rapping for all the wrong reasons (see: Chet Haze, Rich Hil). As a rap…

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Entenmann’s Cakes and Twitter: A History of Insensitive Tweets

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Some of you may remember our scathing investigative report from this past February in which we uncovered a treasure trove of insensitive and questionable tweets by fashion label Kenneth Cole in the wake of violent riots in Cairo. Ever since then we…

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Holy Taco and SplitReason STILL Want to Give you $25

Holy Taco and SplitReason STILL Want to Give you $25

Time is almost up, kiddies! In the interests of preventing you from being shirtless and mostly naked, Holy Taco has teamed up with Splitreason, maker of fine t-shirts, to offer you a chance at some $25 gift certificates to Splitreason.com where …

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Fun Facts About The Summer Solstice

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Today is what’s known in the northern hemisphere as the Summer Solstice. It’s the longest day of the year and it signifies the start of summer. In the southern hemisphere, it’s the opposite. But I don’t know anyone living be…

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Antimatter Twitter: Tweets From an Opposite Universe

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Science recently mocked you and your beliefs once again by trapping antimatter in some kind of antimatter sock or whatever holds antimatter and poking it with a stick for a few minutes. That was paraphrasing, but you can check out the real story i…

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Two Morons Name Their Child Like, In Honor Of The Facebook “Like” Button

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There are certain names that you never give a child unless you want them to be tormented for their entire life. If you name your kid Ephraim, you’re pretty much throwing in the towel for them, declaring that your child is most likely a mentally cha…

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Holy Taco Interview: Chuck D. from The Salads

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We’ve got a bunch of twitter followers, and some of them are famous. Never one to let a good thing go to waste, we put our famous followers to work by getting them to answer a series of (mostly) inane questions to get to know them a little bi…

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Viagra In Condoms Further Helps You Have Sex With People You Don’t Like

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If you’re one of those guys that hates using condoms because when you do your tallywacker becomes so bored that it wonders why you woke it up in the first place, then the wonderful world of science is currently developing a product just for you. Fu…

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Holy Taco Interviews: April Hunter

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Holy Taco’s got friends. Not many in the real world, but we’ve got an abundance of buddies, pals, chums and cohorts within the Twitterverse. One of those Twitter friends is professional wrestler and fitness model April Hunter. April got her start i…

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