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5 Rare Fruits and Why You Haven’t Eaten Them

Have you ever eaten a Pawpaw? Probably not, and the reason is because, in the entire history of the United States, which has existed alongside this fruit, not a single person has bothered to farm it. Hundreds of years, this exotic fruit, that’s a…

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25 Butt Ugly Muppets

posted 09/29/2011
by Ian Fortey

Jim Henson’s creations, the Muppets, are straight up awesome and always have been. Except for a few of the lame ducks on Sesame Street. But that aside, Henson had a strange talent for making creations that were either immensely charming or …

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10 Things Patti Stanger the Millionaire Matchmaker Kinda Looks Like

posted 09/26/2011
by Ian Fortey

Don;t know who Patti Stanger is? Check our Douchebag Tournament! Or just accept she claims to be a millionaire matchmaker who’s ultra successful at helping millionaires hookup on her awful reality show, only no one ever stays together on he…

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25 People Who Fail at Dressing Themselves

posted 09/08/2011
by Ian Fortey

If you’ve been in public before you’ve probably run afoul of at least one bonehead who looks like they drink varnish before getting dressed. Well, it’s an epidemic. Look at these knuckleheads.

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25 of the Scuzziest Dreadlocks You’ll Ever See

posted 05/03/2011
by Ian Fortey

Dreadlocks aren’t for everyone, but love them or hate them we can all agree they shouldn’t look like you’ve been flossing your own ass with them.

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25 Pictures of Clint Howard Looking Like Someone You’d Cross the Street to Avoid

posted 02/02/2011
by Ian Fortey

25 Pictures of Clint Howard Looking Like Someone You’d Cross the Street to Avoid

Ron Howard’s brother Clint is famous. He’s literally been acting for 70 years and has appeared in over 500 films, television shows, radio plays, Broadway musicals and pantomimes. Plus this is what he looks like.

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25 Damn Ugly Babies

posted 01/22/2011
by Ian Fortey

Let’s just be clear, we’re not necessarily saying these are ugly babies, we’re just saying that if you Google “ugly babies” you might find all of these kids. On our site.

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Resolved Questions: Disciplining An Ugly Baby

posted 10/21/2010
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Today’s question comes to us from Yahoo! Answers user Education Connection Girl. Education Connection Girl writes: Best answer from a Yahoo! Answers user: “WTF?! NO NO NO!!!!”

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Things We Learned at the 2010 Fan Expo

posted 09/01/2010
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If you tuned in Monday, you saw that managing editor Ian Fortey and a team of highly train and nubile young photographers recently attended Toronto’s Fan Expo, a massive geek fiesta that featured guests like William Shatner, Lance Henrikson, …

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That Explains The Face, But What About The Lack of Talent?

posted 01/07/2010
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18 Hot Chicks with Camel Toes [pics] (TotalProSports) Winter Activities For Dudes (MadeMan) Montoya and his Tacos (AllLeftTurns) Captain Kirk knows how to Climb (ScreenJunkies) Hot Cheerleaders of 2010 (Coed) The M…

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