I’m not perfect. Like all of us, I can be better. Sometimes I’ll fall asleep with my glasses on, and maybe every once in a while I’ll adjust my contacts after giving my wiener a nice, firm stretch-n-pull to get them all loosey-goosey on a hot day.
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Saskia Howard-Clarke was on the UK’s version of Big Brother 6. Since I don’t get the BBC, I only know two things about this girl. And she’s holding both of them in that photo.