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25 Weird Ass Kinds of Underwear (Mildly NSFW)

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Underwear should be simple, normal and form fitting. It should not be preposterous.

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Protect Your Junk From The Peering Eyes of the TSA With Metal Underwear

Protect Your Junk From The Peering Eyes of the TSA With Metal Underwear

Internet forum boards and comment sections have been aflutter recently as the TSA has made it their mission to make sure you’re not hiding a bomb in your nutsack or a nuke under your boobs.  Some say these invasive pat-downs are too much…

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Modern Sexism: The Call Me Panty

Modern Sexism:  The Call Me Panty

The entire staff at Holy Taco is up in arms today, thanks to an email we received alerting us to the existence of the Call Me Panty. It’s some gitch with a pocket in the front you can put your cell phone in, intended for ladies who want to p…

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25 Chicks in Granny Panties

25 Chicks in Granny Panties

You know what looks better on a woman than a nice, big pair of granny panties?  Pretty much anything.  But some chicks choose to rock them anyway.  

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25 Majestic Whale Tails

25 Majestic Whale Tails

These elusive creatures will most commonly be found on the sluttiest girls you know.  

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The Undie Run Bingo Card

The Undie Run Bingo Card

It seems like every college in the country plays host to an Undie Run, in which students are encouraged to donate their clothes to charity and then jog around campus in their underwear. We strongly suggest that you attend an Undie Run when the oppor…

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Faptastic

Faptastic

Most People Just Stick Out Their Thumb

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25 Girls Playing Football In Their Underwear

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They’re all tightends.  

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Ortega Shells or GTFO, Wolfman

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How to be More Productive (TheMinimumRage)   Niklas Hagman And His Perfect Goal (TotalProSports)   Feeling Too Significant? Click Here. (TheChive)   The Babes Of Oktoberfest (Coed)   Victoria Rowells Horrible Dress (DailyFix) &nb…

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Girls Getting Wedgies – A Gallery

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Girls are sexy and wedgies are hilarious. There is no disputing that, so we’ve combined them both in a picture gallery that’s sexlarious. You’re welcome.      

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