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What Your Vacation Destination Says About You

Summer is the time when you force the family into the station wagon to go on vacation whether anyone likes it or not. But your destination says a lot about who you are and where you’re going in life. So let’s see what your vacation destination say…

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25 Amusement Parks to Avoid

posted 03/16/2012
by Ian Fortey

Everyone wants to go to Disney World. Because these are the alternatives.

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Your 5 Ultimate Spring Break Destinations

posted 03/12/2012
by Ian Fortey

OMG It’s SPRING BREAK!!!! WOOO!!!! If you’re not drunk and naked yet, please take a moment to take care of that then continue reading. If you’re currently reading this sentence and you are neither drunk nor nude, then we have a gypsy in back cook…

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10 Ways to Improve The Lynx Lodge

posted 08/24/2010
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This November, somewhere in Australia, the Lynx Lodge is poised to open. What is the Lynx Lodge? It’s like the Axe Abode or the Old Spice Spa, one of those famous man-stink vacation spots you hear so much about. Haven’t heard of it? …

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What to Take on a Weekend Trip with Your Girlfriend

posted 03/02/2010
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Boys are different than girls. Am I right?!

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A Flowchart to Determine if You Should Go On Vacation

posted 01/28/2010
by ywang

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Vacations are a great way to escape the stress of daily life. Unfortunately, you can’t go on vacation whenever you want, but sometimes it’s difficult to determine whether or not it’s a good time to get out of town. That’…

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What Other People Are Thinking When You’re Traveling

posted 11/24/2009
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If you’re anything like 70% of the country who loves their family, there’s a good chance that you’ll be traveling over the next few days. Traveling is stressful for you, but some people don’t realize how stressful it i…

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Weekend in Vegas Bingo

posted 11/13/2009
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There’s nothing like a weekend in Vegas to remind you of exactly how shitty your life could be. The next time you venture off to Sin City, take this handy bingo card along, so you’ll have something to keep you occupied while your f…

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A Flowchart to Determine If You Should Go On Vacation With Your Girlfriend

posted 10/05/2009
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Girlfriends are a lot like that bomb that Dennis Hopper rigged up in Speed: the good ones will never let you move too fast, and you should be very cautious about taking them on vacation with you (see Speed 2: Cruise Control). That’s why …

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Take a Vacation to Boner Mountain!

posted 09/22/2009
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What Your Vacation Destination Says About You

25 Amusement Parks to Avoid

Your 5 Ultimate Spring Break Destinations

10 Ways to Improve The Lynx Lodge

What to Take on a Weekend Trip with Your Girlfriend

A Flowchart to Determine if You Should Go On Vacation

What Other People Are Thinking When You’re Traveling

Weekend in Vegas Bingo

A Flowchart to Determine If You Should Go On Vacation With Your Girlfriend

Take a Vacation to Boner Mountain!

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