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What Your Vacation Destination Says About You

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Summer is the time when you force the family into the station wagon to go on vacation whether anyone likes it or not. But your destination says a lot about who you are and where you’re going in life. So let’s see what your vacation destination say…

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25 Amusement Parks to Avoid

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Everyone wants to go to Disney World. Because these are the alternatives.

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Your 5 Ultimate Spring Break Destinations

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OMG It’s SPRING BREAK!!!! WOOO!!!! If you’re not drunk and naked yet, please take a moment to take care of that then continue reading. If you’re currently reading this sentence and you are neither drunk nor nude, then we have a gypsy in back cook…

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10 Ways to Improve The Lynx Lodge

10 Ways to Improve The Lynx Lodge

This November, somewhere in Australia, the Lynx Lodge is poised to open. What is the Lynx Lodge? It’s like the Axe Abode or the Old Spice Spa, one of those famous man-stink vacation spots you hear so much about. Haven’t heard of it? …

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8 Annoying People You’ll Encounter On Your Vacation

8 Annoying People You’ll Encounter On Your Vacation

It’s Summer again, and that means it’s vacation season. Every year, millions of people venture out into the world to embark on vacations, and millions more annoy the shit out of those vacationers. Here are 8 annoying people that you̵…

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What to Take on a Weekend Trip with Your Girlfriend

What to Take on a Weekend Trip with Your Girlfriend

Boys are different than girls. Am I right?!    

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A Flowchart to Determine if You Should Go On Vacation

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Vacations are a great way to escape the stress of daily life.  Unfortunately, you can’t go on vacation whenever you want, but sometimes it’s difficult to determine whether or not it’s a good time to get out of town. That’…

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What Other People Are Thinking When You’re Traveling

What Other People Are Thinking When You’re Traveling

If you’re anything like 70% of the country who loves their family, there’s a good chance that you’ll be traveling over the next few days.  Traveling is stressful for you, but some people don’t realize how stressful it i…

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Weekend in Vegas Bingo

Weekend in Vegas Bingo

There’s nothing like a weekend in Vegas to remind you of exactly how shitty your life could be.  The next time you venture off to Sin City, take this handy bingo card along, so you’ll have something to keep you occupied while your f…

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A Flowchart to Determine If You Should Go On Vacation With Your Girlfriend

A Flowchart to Determine If You Should Go On Vacation With Your Girlfriend

Girlfriends are a lot like that bomb that Dennis Hopper rigged up in Speed: the good ones will never let you move too fast, and you should be very cautious about taking them on vacation with you (see Speed 2: Cruise Control).  That’s why …

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Take a Vacation to Boner Mountain!

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