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What’s A Sure-Fire Way To Get An Extended Vacation? Fake Your Own Daughter’s Death!

If you’re human, there’s a good chance you’ve made up an elaborate lie that you’ve used to get a day off from work. There are the classic examples of faking an illness and the death of a grandmother, but rarely do we go to great lengths to give the…

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10 Ways to Improve The Lynx Lodge

posted 08/24/2010
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This November, somewhere in Australia, the Lynx Lodge is poised to open. What is the Lynx Lodge? It’s like the Axe Abode or the Old Spice Spa, one of those famous man-stink vacation spots you hear so much about. Haven’t heard of it? …

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What to Take on a Weekend Trip with Your Girlfriend

posted 03/02/2010
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Boys are different than girls. Am I right?!

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A Flowchart to Determine if You Should Go On Vacation

posted 01/28/2010
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Vacations are a great way to escape the stress of daily life. Unfortunately, you can’t go on vacation whenever you want, but sometimes it’s difficult to determine whether or not it’s a good time to get out of town. That’…

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What Other People Are Thinking When You’re Traveling

posted 11/24/2009
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If you’re anything like 70% of the country who loves their family, there’s a good chance that you’ll be traveling over the next few days. Traveling is stressful for you, but some people don’t realize how stressful it i…

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Weekend in Vegas Bingo

posted 11/13/2009
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There’s nothing like a weekend in Vegas to remind you of exactly how shitty your life could be. The next time you venture off to Sin City, take this handy bingo card along, so you’ll have something to keep you occupied while your f…

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A Flowchart to Determine If You Should Go On Vacation With Your Girlfriend

posted 10/05/2009
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Girlfriends are a lot like that bomb that Dennis Hopper rigged up in Speed: the good ones will never let you move too fast, and you should be very cautious about taking them on vacation with you (see Speed 2: Cruise Control). That’s why …

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Take a Vacation to Boner Mountain!

posted 09/22/2009
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Ferrari Drivers Have Parking Immunity (TotalProSports) How to Hide an Office Hangover (TheMinimumRage) Beer Babes From Oktoberfest (Coed) Anna Friel Likes Breakfast Nude (TheDailyFix) Stephanie Rotuna Is HOT (GorillaMask)…

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25 Hottest Facebook Vacation Pics

posted 08/25/2009
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Find them. Friend them. Poke them.

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Justin and Johnny: Whore Island

posted 07/30/2009
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Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we’re discussing things. Today Justin Thomas and Johnny Wickham had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.

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What’s A Sure-Fire Way To Get An Extended Vacation? Fake Your Own Daughter’s Death!

10 Ways to Improve The Lynx Lodge

What to Take on a Weekend Trip with Your Girlfriend

A Flowchart to Determine if You Should Go On Vacation

What Other People Are Thinking When You’re Traveling

Weekend in Vegas Bingo

A Flowchart to Determine If You Should Go On Vacation With Your Girlfriend

Take a Vacation to Boner Mountain!

25 Hottest Facebook Vacation Pics

Justin and Johnny: Whore Island

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