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My New Pink Button: Product of the Day

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Don’t you just hate faded and discolored labia? And do you have any idea how long I, as a writer, have been waiting to type that sentence and have it be relevant to something? What a day for a daydream today is.

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The Inner Monologue of Cher’s Vagina

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Whooooooo…. Issssssss…… Thissssssssss?

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G-Spot Found In Dead Old Lady!

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Ladies and gentlemen, I have the dishonor of being the one that has to report to you that a man thinks he’s found the G-Spot, the controversial pleasure button that may or may not exist in female genitals, depending on your source, within the vagina…

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Study: Men Prefer Pink Vaginas To Red Ones

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As a kid, if I had known that being a scientist not only meant being in a lab filled with chalkboards and bubbling cauldrons of smoking green liquid, but also being able to ask other guys what kinds of vagains they prefer, I would have immediately p…

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A Vagina Like a Clown Car

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In clown parlance, cramming a bunch of stuff in to a small space is commonly referred to as a Clown Car. In Dungeons and Dragons vernacular the Bag of Holding is probably the best analog. In the world of heroin dealing, it’s called a Karin’s Poon. …

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Shemales Are The Topic Of This Week’s Resolved Questions

Shemales Are The Topic Of This Week’s Resolved Questions

Today’s question comes to us from Yahoo! Answers user Ralph Urnershilben. Ralph writes: Best answer from a Yahoo! Answers user: "If there is sperm There is baby making" Shemales are a curious thing. Not only are they a ponderous pe…

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Resolved Questions: Meat Curtains

Resolved Questions: Meat Curtains

Today’s question comes to us from Yahoo! Answers user Eunice. Eunice writes: Best answer from a Yahoo! Answers user: “He wants to have sex with you”

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Resolved Questions: Bark

Resolved Questions: Bark

Today’s Question comes to us from Yahoo! Answers user William Clay. William writes: Best answer from a Yahoo! Answers user: ”Does it fetch sticks, too?”

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Resolved Questions: Spiders

Resolved Questions: Spiders

Today’s question comes to us via Yahoo! Answers user Hairy: Hairy writes: Best answer from a Yahoo! Answers user: “lmao, seriously? your vagina isnt a cavern”

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Japan Has Finally Perfected the Fauxgina

Japan Has Finally Perfected the Fauxgina

  Just in time for Valentine’s Day: Japan has introduced the most hi-tech pocket pussy ever.  It’s like the Death Star of fake vaginas.  It even kind of looks like the Death Star on the flythrough part.  They donR…

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How To Get Drunk At Work (and also wreck your vagina)

How To Get Drunk At Work (and also wreck your vagina)

  This video is going to be very helpful if you’re one of those people that really needs to find a way to drink at work, or if bonging beer orally has just lost its fun.   The Bustiest Page 3 Girls of All Time (Manofest) Rally Car A…

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