Kate Beckinsale Loves Her Bits

Sometimes you just love your genitals so much you have to tell Allure magazine about it. According to egotastic.com:

Speaking to Allure magazine, Kate Beckinsale reveals: “I’ve only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh’s Tomb!”

Kate sinks to lower depths when asked about her best feature. She gushes: “My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I’m told it is spectacular. But you can’t really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?”

After a giggling fit, Kate then enlighten the interviewer, by silently mouthing the magical words: “My twat.”

I don’t think anyone would mind if Kate really wanted to walk her vagina down the red carpet. In fact, I would guaran-damn-tee that the Oscar ratings would be much, much, much, much higher than they were this year. C’mon Beckinsale, take one for the team.

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