valentine’s day

Our Valentine’s Gift To You: Two and a Half Men is Getting Its Season Cut Down

It’s no secret that we at Holy Taco are no fans of Two and a Half Men. We will occasionally and randomly poke fun at it in our articles for no other reason than because the show is terrible and yet it continues to exist. We also tend to poke fun at…

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5 Ways To Prove To Your Ex-girlfriend That You’re Doing Just Fine Without Her This Valentine’s Day!

posted 02/14/2011
by Jim Tews

So you’re single this Valentine’s day because she bailed on you earlier this year. Oh well, there’s plenty of fish in the proverbial sea, and plenty of floozies on the literal internet. You’ll be fine! WE’LL be fine! I…

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25 Cupids Who Won’t Put You In the Mood

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by Ian Fortey

Cupid is supposed to be the delightful little cherub who makes you fall in love. These are just awful people in worse costumes.

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Buni

posted 02/12/2011
by Ian Fortey

Buni is a lover, not a fighter.

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Drunken Argument Friday: Is Valentine’s Day Awesome, or Stupid?

posted 02/12/2010
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If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really stupid stuff, like whether Valentine’s Day is awesome or completely shitty. Here’s what it looks like when we do both at the same time: …

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Valentine’s Day vs. Your Funeral

posted 02/10/2010
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This Exists

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This is the next best thing to being molested at Disneyland. The Hottest Soccer WAGs of 2010 (TotalProSports) The Valentines Day Gift Guide (MadeMan) Nascar Taps Kim Kardashian (AllLeftTurns) The Best David Caruso Memes (ScreenJ…

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What Her Valentine’s Day Gift Really Says

posted 02/08/2010
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Valentine’s Day is this Sunday, which means that this week you’ll be on a quest for a gift that will get you laid without implying too much. The Valentine’s Day gift that you give your girlfriend says a lot about your relatio…

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Cupid’s Diary A Few Days Before Valentine’s Day

posted 02/10/2009
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Cupid’s been making love matches for hundred of years, so we figured that by now, he’s probably not that into his job. Luckily, we found a couple pages from his diary to confirm this.

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Valentine’s Day Gift Guide For Single People

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Valentine’s Day can be a tough holiday for all those lonely, single, unlovable people out there. So, instead of feeling bad about the fact that no one finds them attractive, we thought that single people should celebrate their inability to be …

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