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Print ‘em and give ‘em away to your loved ones!

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Valentine’s Day Q&A With Yahoo! Answers

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Today is the day you’re supposed to tell your girlfriend or boyfriend, husband or wife, how much you like them, hoping desperately they take the hint and willingly put your genitals in their mouth; maybe even in other holes, if you play your cards r…

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12 Last Minute Valentine’s Cards

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It’s Valentine’s Day and that means, if you forgot, you’re pretty screwed because the Valentine’s section of every store will have been picked dry already and the only thing you’re likely to find are stale, shitty cinn…

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Awesome Valentine’s Pranks

Awesome Valentine’s Pranks

  Valentine’s Day is a great day to show that special someone how much you care about them.  In lieu of that, it’s also a good day to scare the crap out of someone, because they’ll never see it coming.   God Praise…

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8 Terrible Valentine’s Day Diseases

8 Terrible Valentine’s Day Diseases

If you like your girlfriend, it’s difficult to figure out what you should get her for Valentine’s Day.  If you hate your girlfriend, then it’s really easy to figure out what to do: just give her one of these horrific love-born…

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A Flowchart to Determine How Your Valentine’s Day Will End

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For many people, Valentine’s Day is the most confusing day of the year.  We stress about what gifts to buy and how much money to spend, because we know that if we screw anything up, there’s a chance that we might not have sex that n…

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