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5 More Reasons to Oppose Gay Marriage

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I once wrote about the terrors that would befall us if we allowed gay marriage but the debate has obviously not gone away and, in fact, marriage equality is gaining ground. If something isn’t done we’ll soon be treating everyone in the world like r…

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen: June 22nd

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We let you down last week. We put Rock of Ages and That’s My Boy head to head and, while acknowledging that both movies probably sucked, we gave the edge to That’s My Boy. That movie came in 4th. 4th! You probably made more money last weekend th…

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A Flowchart To Determine If You Should Watch ‘The Twilight Saga’ or ‘The Walking Dead’

A Flowchart To Determine If You Should Watch ‘The Twilight Saga’ or ‘The Walking Dead’

Vampires are popular. Zombies are popular. But which type of monster is right for you? Find out for yourself with this handy flowchart designed to determine if you should watch The Twilight Saga or "The Walking Dead." Enjoy. Enter the Post…

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Twilight:Eclipse Photoshop Contest Redux

Twilight:Eclipse Photoshop Contest Redux

We’re holding the Twilight Photoshop contest over until this Friday because some awesome stuff is still coming in and it’s not like any of us were going to see the movie anyway. Have you seen the commercials? It looks like someone load…

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Daybreakers Caption Contest

Daybreakers Caption Contest

We have five copies of Daybreakers to give away, and we figured the best way to do that would be to hold a caption contest. All you have to do to win a DVD or Blu-Ray copy of Daybreakers is come up with the best caption for this photo:    …

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Flowchart to Determine If You Would Survive in a Vampire World

Flowchart to Determine If You Would Survive in a Vampire World

Daybreakers comes out on DVD and Blu-Ray tomorrow. That’s the movie where everyone’s a vampire and they bottle blood to keep the peace, but then Ethan Hawke realizes that they’re running out of blood and has to save humanity. If yo…

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The Vampires Are Back in Town

The Vampires Are Back in Town

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When Flurb Skurbing Goes Wrong

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