The 10 Most Popular Vending Machine Snacks

A lot of “studies” and “polls” and “research findings” come out with some pertinent information. Then, sometimes, we get studies that don’t give us any new information about the world around us. According to American Merchandiser, these are the top ten selling snacks in vending machines:

1. Snickers
2. Doritos Big Grab
3. Peanut M&Ms
4. Cheetos
5. Cheez-It Original
6. Twix
7. Strawberry frosted Pop Tarts
8. Rice Krispies Treat
9. Lay’s Chips
10. Mrs. Freshley’s Jumbo Honey Bun

So what have we learned here, class? When it comes to vending machine dining, no one ever takes the trail mix or the Plen-T-Pack of Juicy Fruit. (And there’s a company called Mrs. Freshley’s.)

If you really want to learn about the vending machine world, check out this list of the types of people who get the majority of their food out of vending machines:

1. Fat
2. Really fat
3. Pimpled
4. Has Fupa, Gunt and Bunt
5. Smelly
6. Does that snorting thing when laughing
7. Ugly
8. Bacne on Face
9. Only wears sweatpants
10. Chris Penn

See. Don’t you feel much more enlightened now? You’re welcome.

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Marijuana Vending Machine To Solve Our Problems

California has taken a brave stance in the war on not being high and provided medical marijuana vending machines available to those in need. According to BBC.com:

The machines can only be used by people who have been prescribed the drug for health reasons.

Once the users have been photographed, fingerprinted and have shown their prescription, they will be issued with a card which can be used in the machines, he told KWTX News 10 in the US.

“They’ll be greeted by a security guard right there. They’ll slide the card in and they’ll fingerprint in to verify that it’s them,” he was quoted by KWTX News 10 as saying.

“A camera takes a picture of them, verifying that they’re actually at the machine. And they get the medicine and they move on.”

I’m so glad that futuristic fingerprint-reading technology is spent on this stuff and I still have to use a fax machine. But, on the upside, these vending machines should provide more scenes like this:

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