Age: 20 Where have you seen her: Caroline Trentini is one of those supermodelly type models, so she's been in Victoria's Secret and a bunch of those arty ads for Christian Dior, Oscar de la Renta and Dolce and Gabbana that appear in magazines like Elle, Vogue and Highlights. Pointless quote: "I...

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Age: 23 Where you've seen her: Doutzen Kroes only lives in your dreams, my friend. Well, dreams and a bunch of Victoria's Secret specials. Tantalizing tidbit: In a 2006 interview, Doutzen said that she has a romantic preference for black men. Which means I'll be spending the rest of my week at...

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Age: 23 Where you've seen her: Karolina Kurkova has been a Victoria's Secret Angel, appeared in numerous magazines and starred in a movie called "My Sexiest Year" with wuvvable wittle Frankie Muniz. I don't care if Karolina is in this movie. If it shows Frankie gettin' it on, it's coming off...

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Age: 18 Where you've seen her: Emanuela de Paula has done a few modeling things for magazines your girlfriend reads, but she is the newest Victoria's Secret girl. So if you subscribe to the Victoria's Secret magazine like I do (fine, it's a catalog. Whatever.) then you'll be "reading" a lot more about...

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I don't know why they're standing there without any clothes, and I don't care. I'm sure it's for some charity I've never heard of. And you know what? I still don't care. All you need to know is that you're looking at Alessandra Ambrosio, Izabel Goulart, Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima,...

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