Miranda Kerr

Age: 22

Where You’ve Seen Her: Miranda Kerr became a Victoria’s Secret Angel after winning a nationwide model model search by Australia’s Dolly Magazine.

Tantalizing tidbit: Miranda’s writing a self-esteem self help book called Treasure Yourself. It’s goal is to show other insanely attractive girls that they are, in fact, insanely attractive and can get anything they want out of life without having to accrue any knowledge of anything at all. (I assume.)

Pointless quote: “I would have to say the best and worst part of my job is the constant travel, and while I do get to see so much of this beautiful world, it really can get very tiring.”

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Caroline Trentini

Age: 20

Where have you seen her: Caroline Trentini is one of those supermodelly type models, so she’s been in Victoria’s Secret and a bunch of those arty ads for Christian Dior, Oscar de la Renta and Dolce and Gabbana that appear in magazines like Elle, Vogue and Highlights.

Pointless quote: “I never thought I could be a model. I’m simple. I don’t like to go out too much. I’m more family and friends.”

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Taco Belle: Doutzen Kroes

Age: 23

Where you’ve seen her: Doutzen Kroes only lives in your dreams, my friend. Well, dreams and a bunch of Victoria’s Secret specials.

Tantalizing tidbit: In a 2006 interview, Doutzen said that she has a romantic preference for black men. Which means I’ll be spending the rest of my week at the tanning bed and watching “Soul Man” over and over and over again.

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Taco Belle: Karolina Kurkova

Age: 23

Where you’ve seen her: Karolina Kurkova has been a Victoria’s Secret Angel, appeared in numerous magazines and starred in a movie called “My Sexiest Year” with wuvvable wittle Frankie Muniz. I don’t care if Karolina is in this movie. If it shows Frankie gettin’ it on, it’s coming off my Netflix queue.

Tantalizing tidbit: Her father is Josef Kurka, a Czech basketball player. Whether or not Karolina can pull off a two handed jam remains to be seen. (I told you I wasn’t going to watch “My Sexiest Year.”)

She once said: “Mother Nature made me the way I am, and I should be happy.”

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Taco Belle: Emanuela de Paula

Age: 18

Where you’ve seen her: Emanuela de Paula has done a few modeling things for magazines your girlfriend reads, but she is the newest Victoria’s Secret girl. So if you subscribe to the Victoria’s Secret magazine like I do (fine, it’s a catalog. Whatever.) then you’ll be “reading” a lot more about her in the near future.

Tantalizing tidbit: Like all mind-blowingly hot models, she’s Brazilian. And while she may be the hottest women you have ever seen. She is still only the 3,560th hottest girl in Brazil. Which makes me wonder: Why do I live here?

Courtesy of goldenfiddle.com.

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6 Naked Victoria’s Secret Models

I don’t know why they’re standing there without any clothes, and I don’t care. I’m sure it’s for some charity I’ve never heard of. And you know what? I still don’t care. All you need to know is that you’re looking at Alessandra Ambrosio, Izabel Goulart, Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima, Karolina Kurkova and Selita Ebanks without any clothes on. Click here for the full image.

Courtesy of egotastic.com.

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