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Why All The Endings Of Mass Effect 3 Are Terrible: A Long Diatribe

This article will be filled with ***SPOILERS*** for the end of Mass Effect 3. If you haven’t played the game to the end just yet, or if you just don’t care about video games, don’t read this. Or wait until this is relevant to you and then come back …

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20 Reasons I Will Be Calling In Sick On Tuesday (None Of Which Are Mass Effect 3)
Elder Scrolls: Skyrim Has Made Me Want To Grow Up, Settle Down, And Get Married
Goodbye Boring World!: My Goodbye Letter To The World I Will Not See Again After Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Comes Out
Grand Theft Auto V Trailer Released! This Article Has No Clear Point! We’re Just Happy! Yay, Violence!

20 Reasons I Will Be Calling In Sick On Tuesday (None Of Which Are Mass Effect 3)

posted 03/02/2012
by Luis Prada

I’m going to be calling in sick on Tuesday. The reason for this will be specific and believable, but I can assure you, the reader, and everyone at Break Media, that my reason is legitimate and will have absolutely nothing to do with the release of M…

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Elder Scrolls: Skyrim Has Made Me Want To Grow Up, Settle Down, And Get Married

posted 11/14/2011
by Luis Prada

Last week, I wrote about how I was saying my goodbyes to my loved ones and getting my affairs in order, as I was about to embark on an epic journey through a newly released video game called Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Today, as a bit of a follow-up, …

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Goodbye Boring World!: My Goodbye Letter To The World I Will Not See Again After Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Comes Out

posted 11/10/2011
by Luis Prada

Dear Everyone I Know, Love, Cherish, And Even Despise, Up To And Including Various Forms Of Wildlife, Plant Life, Microscopic Beings, And The Warm Glow Of The Sun I’m going to miss all of you once the clock strikes midnight tonight, and then strike…

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Grand Theft Auto V Trailer Released! This Article Has No Clear Point! We’re Just Happy! Yay, Violence!

posted 11/02/2011
by Luis Prada

Grand Theft Auto V Trailer Released! This Article Has No Clear Point! We’re Just Happy! Yay, Violence!

I’m not kidding when I say this article has no point to it. It really doesn’t. All the words you’re about to read are just an elaborate excuse for us to post the new Grand Theft Auto V trailer on our site and delude ourselves in to thinking that by…

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Modern Nostalgia: Blowing In To Video Game Cartridges

posted 09/12/2011
by Luis Prada

As we get older we pine for the simplicity of the past. We hold the things of old near and dear to our hearts, even though we understand that some of those things have aged like yogurt in a tanning bed. Even though some of the toys and gizmos of ou…

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Thank You, Genius That Invented Ordering Pizza Online

posted 08/11/2011
by Luis Prada

I don’t know who you are, and I don’t know If your place of business has rewarded you with some kind of handsome financial bonus that allowed you to retire early so that you may fulfill your lifelong dream of setting sail on a large yacht purchased…

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10 New Mortal Kombat Characters for the Next MK Sequel

posted 04/21/2011
by Ian Fortey

Mortal Kombat is all the rage these days with the young ‘uns and their video machines, so let’s celebrate that. If there’s one thing MK is known for, it’s preposterous animated murders. But if there’s another thing, it’s a huge cast of characters…

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Video Game Review: Girp, Slightly Less Hopeless Than QWOP

posted 03/28/2011
by Luis Prada

In QWOP, you experienced firsthand what it would be like if you were a series of uncooperative midgets stacked on top of each other inside a suit of human flesh as you competed in an Olympic track event. Or, at least, that’s what it felt like. Mayb…

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Holy Taco’s Video Game of the Day

posted 03/10/2011
by Ian Fortey

We considered giving you a video today, but then we learned about this game wherein you get to be Charlie Sheen in a Pope hat fighting a space Jew.

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The Oregon Trail

posted 08/02/2010
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Sick of video game-to-film adaptations that suck so bad your brain hurts a little after watching them? Prepare for the thrill of the Oregon Trail. And Poop Face.

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Why All The Endings Of Mass Effect 3 Are Terrible: A Long Diatribe

20 Reasons I Will Be Calling In Sick On Tuesday (None Of Which Are Mass Effect 3)

Elder Scrolls: Skyrim Has Made Me Want To Grow Up, Settle Down, And Get Married

Goodbye Boring World!: My Goodbye Letter To The World I Will Not See Again After Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Comes Out

Grand Theft Auto V Trailer Released! This Article Has No Clear Point! We’re Just Happy! Yay, Violence!

Modern Nostalgia: Blowing In To Video Game Cartridges

Thank You, Genius That Invented Ordering Pizza Online

10 New Mortal Kombat Characters for the Next MK Sequel

Video Game Review: Girp, Slightly Less Hopeless Than QWOP

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