Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Make Video Game

I wish I could stop writing about these two gobs of stupid but it’s like they beg me to do it.  Get a load of this crap:

According to Us Magazine, Heidi Montag and her main man Spencer Pratt plan on developing a Heidi and Spencer video game

Spencer revealed that he is working with Electronic Arts’ on the game and that “it’s top secret” and “everyone will be addicted.”  He also mentioned that there will be two versions - one for adults and one for minors

The only way this game will be addicting is if it’s made of cocaine in which case they better not let either of these two around the factory that’s making them.  What the hell could the premise of this game possibly be?  Maybe you play as either Heidi or Spencer and the goal is to go through an entire day being a completely useless asshole.  Like, you go to a Pinkberry to get a frozen Yogurt and a woman carrying a baby and groceries drops her wallet at the register, and the longer you stare at her struggling to pick it up the more points you get.

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