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Five Video Game Weapons More Terrifying Than the Navy’s New Electromagnetic Rail Gun

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The Navy’s new electromagnetic railgun may be a terrifying piece of ingenuity, but it’s got nothing on the weapons of mass destruction dreamed up by video game enthusiasts each and every day.

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Get Off My Lawn: American Traditions That Used to Be Great and Now Suck

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I’m only in my early 30s, but that’s old enough to recognize how much better some things were in the previous generation.

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The Eight Best ‘South Park’ Video Game Episodes of All Time

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To honor the South Park gang’s latest achievement with The Stick of Truth, I’ve taken it upon myself to catalog and rank the show’s video game-centric episodes so you f*cking noobs will still have something to complain about on this joyous day.

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Eight Utterly Frustrating Video Games That You Could Never Beat

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Battletoads is the antichrist of games. It is the Al Pacino in The Devil’s Advocate of games. If anyone ever told you they beat it alone without the use of a Game Genie, THEY LIED TO YOUR FACE.

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The 6 Awesomest Atari Games Ever

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Playstation 4 and Xbox One are on the way and the question no one is asking is who gives a shit? Games have pretty much gone downhill since Atari 2600. Today’s games may have cool graphics and storylines and extended gameplay and all this stuff, b…

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25 Knock Off Video Game Consoles for this Holiday Season

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Christmas is upon us and chances are if you have a child or a man under 50 in your life, they want some video games for Christmas. But what game? And what if you want to save money for beer? Best to buy a knock off game so you can be drunk and t…

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You Should Acknowledge Pearl Harbor Day

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Today honors the men and women who lost their lives in the attack on Pearl Harbor back in 1941. It was a sneak attack on the U.S. Naval base that pushed our entry into WWII. Over 2,400 Americans were killed and a hefty amount of U.S. ships docked t…

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Three Red Sox Pitchers Caught Playing Video Games and Eating Chicken Instead of Watching Games

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Baseball is a boring sport. There, I said it. It can be fun, as in it has the tendency to be entertaining, but overall, it’s just a bunch of dudes standing in a grassy field, waiting for their multimillion dollar checks to clear. As a sports fan, I…

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25 of the Worst Video Games of All Time

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A lot of games suck, it’s hard to fathom how some get through development at all, but these 25 are some of the worst reviewed pieces of crap of all time. Don’t play them. Just don’t.

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8 Ways Blizzard Can Improve World of Warcraft

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If you’ve been on the internet, you’ve heard of World of Warcraft. It’s the granddaddy of online gaming, the reason the acronym MMORPG exists and a cash money all star in terms of players, subscription cash, and lonely, lonely shut ins pretending …

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Fox News Pulls A Muscle As They Stretch To Find A Liberal Conspiracy In Videogames

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  The video you’re about to watch might be the dumbest and most comically blatant attempt to claim something entirely insignificant is a part of a vast political conspiracy to brainwash your children. The video is essentially a parody of itsel…

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