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25 Knock Off Video Game Consoles for this Holiday Season

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Christmas is upon us and chances are if you have a child or a man under 50 in your life, they want some video games for Christmas. But what game? And what if you want to save money for beer? Best to buy a knock off game so you can be drunk and t…

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – Chimp Plays Far Cry 2

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – Chimp Plays Far Cry 2

Need some evidence that apes are getting smarter before the release of Rise of the Planet of the Apes? How about a chimpanzee cyber-killing the hell out of people in Far Cry 2? Let’s be honest though, playing video games with a chimp would …

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Console video games have recently begun to employ the usage of a terrible, slimy, money-grabbing tactic known as DLC. DLC stands for Downloadable Content. You pay 60 bucks for your game, and then you have to pay $10 or more for new missions or a ne…

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Mortal Kombat: Shyamalan

Mortal Kombat: Shyamalan

We’re not saying anyone has to make this game, we’re just saying it would probably be the greatest game ever and arguably reboot not just M Night Shyamalan’s once promising career, but potentially his entire existence. Maybe even…

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6 Annoying Things That Always Happen During E3 Press Conferences

6 Annoying Things That Always Happen During E3 Press Conferences

The Electronics Gaming Expo is just around the corner and the entire gaming world is ready to be both Wowed and entirely let down by the future of gaming. Someone will show off a fancy new doo-dad that us future people will not care about, yet woul…

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The 10 Hottest Video Game Babes of All Time

The 10 Hottest Video Game Babes of All Time

By Jonny Svarzbein Every guy loves hot chicks, and every guy also loves video games. So what happens when you combine a guy’s two favorite things? You come up with the 10 Hottest Chicks in Video Games:   Joanna Dark from Perfect Dark &n…

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So This Is What It’s Like When Worlds Collide

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Hot Girls Working Out (TPS)   Locker or Luck? 2011 Draft (B/r)   The Greatest Song Ever Recorded (Manofest)   How To Date A College Cheerleader (Coed)   Afternoon Randomness! (TheChive)   Tiny People Big Food (Lemondrop) &nb…

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Awesome Video Game Freakouts

Awesome Video Game Freakouts

  This kind of thing wouldn’t happen nearly as often if they would just put tons of boobs in all  video games.  

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Classics Never Die

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You’re Right, Naked D-Bag Playing Guitar Hero. WE Are The Ones That Suck.

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Reservoir Dogs Take Manhattan (SickPigs)   Is She Wearing Panties? (MITB)   Sex During Pregnancy (NP)   The Snuggy From The Sea (Urlesque)   Awesome Early Muppet Commercial (IHeartChaos)   Morgan Freemans Voiceover After Lat…

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The Blueprint Of A Nerd’s Dream Home

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20 Years Of Madden Covers

20 Years Of Madden Covers

As you probably know, the newest installment of the Madden video game series comes out next week. And since it’s been around for 20 years, here’s all 20 of the covers, starting when that handsome devil himself was the one who graced the …

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