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One Direction: A Video Breakdown

One Direction are a British band that were forged in the fires of Simon Cowell’s supple man bosom. They’ve been around for a while but are blowing up in America now and were just recently on SNL. To celebrate that, I forced myself to watch their vid…

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McDonald’s Commercials You’ve Probably Never Seen

posted 12/14/2011
by Jim Tews

McDonald’s Commercials You’ve Probably Never Seen

The McDonald’s items you’re used to aren’t universal you xenophobe. There’s other countries out there, and they all have McDonald’s. The only difference is, their McDonald’s sells some seriously weird stuff, and …

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Most Awkward First Kiss Ever [Video]

posted 11/28/2011
by Jim Tews

Your first kiss is very important, it’s something you’ll remember for the rest of your life. Mostly because it’s going to be incredibly awkward and overwhelming. Which is why it should a) happen before age fifteen and b) not be te…

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The Turkey Jolt – Inappropriate Uses for an Uncooked Turkey

posted 11/24/2011
by Ian Fortey

The Turkey Jolt – Inappropriate Uses for an Uncooked Turkey

Inappropriate Uses For An Uncooked Turkey – Watch MoreFunny Videos Just because I post this video doesn’t mean I agree. I think these are all appropriate.

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Happy Halloween From Holy Taco!

posted 10/31/2011
by Jim Tews

Overdubbed Screams – Watch MoreFunny Videos In honor of our favorite Pagan holiday, we’ve decided to put together a short video of scream scenes from “B” horror movies. You’re welcome.

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Herman Cain’s New Campaign Ad

posted 10/26/2011
by Jim Tews

The folks here at Holy Taco like to offer our complete support to the most insane candidate possible. You see, the more messed up the country is, the more things we’ll have to write about. We don’t want all of America’s messes to …

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Five of Our Favorite Old School Cereal Commercials

posted 10/21/2011
by Jim Tews

If you’re like the entire crew of man-child writers at HolyTaco.com, you’re probably eating a bowl of cereal right now. And there’s a real good chance it’s not your first or last bowl of the day. It’s a comfort food th…

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The Morning Jolt – Won Ton Soup

posted 10/18/2011
by Ian Fortey

Apparently the lo mein comes with a riding crop. Go figure. Incidentally, this video is mildly offputting, so look out for that.

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An In-depth Analysis Of Youtuber eatdatp*ssy445’s Screen Name

posted 10/05/2011
by Luis Prada

An In-depth Analysis Of Youtuber eatdatp*ssy445’s Screen Name

A good, original screen name is hard to come by these days. There are too many people using various screen name-required websites out there taking up all the good names you can think of. We’ve all experienced that moment when signing up for, say, a…

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Andy Rooney Out of Context

posted 09/28/2011
by Jim Tews

America’s most loved curmudgeon, Andy Rooney, recently announced that he’ll be retiring his segment on CBS’s 60 Minutes. So who will provide a voice for the elderly and stubborn! That remains to be seen. In the meantime, watch thi…

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Why Was Kate Walsh Roasting Charlie Sheen?

posted 09/20/2011
by Jim Tews

Why Was Kate Walsh Roasting Charlie Sheen?

We hope that you were all as bored and depraved as we are. If you are, then you definitely watched The Roast of Charlie Sheen on Comedy Central last night. The dais was full of really funny people, and convicted criminals that we now find funny. On…

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The King is Dead, Long Live The King!: Burger King Retires The King

posted 08/19/2011
by Luis Prada

All of us that enjoy commercials that have shred of originality and a dash of creepiness and a large dose of insanity are grieving today, as Burger King as announced that they are officially retiring their mascot The King. Yes, the bearded, …

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One Direction: A Video Breakdown

McDonald’s Commercials You’ve Probably Never Seen

Most Awkward First Kiss Ever [Video]

The Turkey Jolt – Inappropriate Uses for an Uncooked Turkey

Happy Halloween From Holy Taco!

Herman Cain’s New Campaign Ad

Five of Our Favorite Old School Cereal Commercials

The Morning Jolt – Won Ton Soup

An In-depth Analysis Of Youtuber eatdatp*ssy445’s Screen Name

Andy Rooney Out of Context

Why Was Kate Walsh Roasting Charlie Sheen?

The King is Dead, Long Live The King!: Burger King Retires The King

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