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7 Possible Reasons Justin Bieber Pissed in that Bucket

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The world is buzzing with the new video of Justin Bieber allegedly urinating in a mop bucket at a nightclub. But is that really what the video shows? Do we know exactly what was going on? Do we know the context? No. All we know for sure is that…

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And Here Is The Craziest Kung Fu Silliness You’ll See All Day

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Being a fan of martial arts films can be difficult, seeing as a lot of the greatest fight scenes are hidden within the dozens upon dozens of flicks you’ll probably never hear of until someone with a bigger love and appreciation for martial arts fil…

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McDonald’s Commercials You’ve Probably Never Seen

McDonald’s Commercials You’ve Probably Never Seen

The McDonald’s items you’re used to aren’t universal you xenophobe. There’s other countries out there, and they all have McDonald’s. The only difference is, their McDonald’s sells some seriously weird stuff, and …

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Most Awkward First Kiss Ever [Video]

Most Awkward First Kiss Ever [Video]

Your first kiss is very important, it’s something you’ll remember for the rest of your life. Mostly because it’s going to be incredibly awkward and overwhelming. Which is why it should a) happen before age fifteen and b) not be te…

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The Turkey Jolt – Inappropriate Uses for an Uncooked Turkey

The Turkey Jolt – Inappropriate Uses for an Uncooked Turkey

Inappropriate Uses For An Uncooked Turkey – Watch MoreFunny Videos Just because I post this video doesn’t mean I agree. I think these are all appropriate.

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Happy Halloween From Holy Taco!

Happy Halloween From Holy Taco!

Overdubbed Screams – Watch MoreFunny Videos In honor of our favorite Pagan holiday, we’ve decided to put together a short video of scream scenes from “B” horror movies. You’re welcome.

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Herman Cain’s New Campaign Ad

Herman Cain’s New Campaign Ad

The folks here at Holy Taco like to offer our complete support to the most insane candidate possible. You see, the more messed up the country is, the more things we’ll have to write about. We don’t want all of America’s messes to …

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Five of Our Favorite Old School Cereal Commercials

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If you’re like the entire crew of man-child writers at HolyTaco.com, you’re probably eating a bowl of cereal right now. And there’s a real good chance it’s not your first or last bowl of the day. It’s a comfort food th…

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The Morning Jolt – Won Ton Soup

The Morning Jolt – Won Ton Soup

Apparently the lo mein comes with a riding crop. Go figure. Incidentally, this video is mildly offputting, so look out for that.

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An In-depth Analysis Of Youtuber eatdatp*ssy445’s Screen Name

An In-depth Analysis Of Youtuber eatdatp*ssy445’s Screen Name

A good, original screen name is hard to come by these days. There are too many people using various screen name-required websites out there taking up all the good names you can think of. We’ve all experienced that moment when signing up for, say, a…

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Andy Rooney Out of Context

Andy Rooney Out of Context

America’s most loved curmudgeon, Andy Rooney, recently announced that he’ll be retiring his segment on CBS’s 60 Minutes. So who will provide a voice for the elderly and stubborn! That remains to be seen. In the meantime, watch thi…

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Why Was Kate Walsh Roasting Charlie Sheen?

Why Was Kate Walsh Roasting Charlie Sheen?

We hope that you were all as bored and depraved as we are. If you are, then you definitely watched The Roast of Charlie Sheen on Comedy Central last night. The dais was full of really funny people, and convicted criminals that we now find funny. On…

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