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7 Possible Reasons Justin Bieber Pissed in that Bucket

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The world is buzzing with the new video of Justin Bieber allegedly urinating in a mop bucket at a nightclub. But is that really what the video shows? Do we know exactly what was going on? Do we know the context? No. All we know for sure is that…

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Let’s Watch Kristen Bell Have Sex

Let’s Watch Kristen Bell Have Sex

Kristen Bell Sex Scene – Watch more free videos OK, so Kristen Bell‘s not really having sex…hell, she’s not even topless…but this scene from Forgetting Sarah Marshall is probably the closest you or I are ever going to c…

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Even Ex-Scientologists Are Douche Bags

Even Ex-Scientologists Are Douche Bags

I think I’ve figured out the secret to Scientology. They only let the lamest 1% of the population into their cult because ex-members—people who have denounced this wacky gang—can’t speak out against it without sounding like …

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You Can Never Have Enough Instant Replays

You Can Never Have Enough Instant Replays

World Record Dunk – Watch more free videos At first I was all like “Whoa, huh? What happened?” and then, after seeing it 50 times and hearing some guy say “Lok me la sumjuna dwite!” 30 times I was all like “Ooooh,…

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Keep Your Eye On The Ball And Off The Parrot

Keep Your Eye On The Ball And Off The Parrot

This mascot’s vaguely sexual hip-thrusting dance is way more effective than “Hey batter batter batter batter…suhwing batter!” via Deadspin

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George “Sulu” Takei Sings ‘On The Road Again’

George “Sulu” Takei Sings ‘On The Road Again’

George Takei Goes Country – Watch more free videos I’m not saying George can’t sing. I’m just saying I can’t stop laughing whenever I hear him sing the line “on the road again.” (Also, check out the short cl…

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How Many Asians Can Fit In A Train? All Of Them.

How Many Asians Can Fit In A Train? All Of Them.

Japanese Train Push – Watch more free videos I’ve had a lot of weird jobs in my life (fluffer, assistant fluffer, assistant to the assistant fluffer) but “Japanese Train Cramming Guy” has yet to make it onto my resume. I̵…

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This Cat Really Likes To Masturbate

This Cat Really Likes To Masturbate

Masturbating Cat – Watch more free videos It takes a brave soul to masturbate when there is a set of razor sharp claws attached to the end of your hands/paws. But sometimes you just gotta do what you just gotta do. And what you gotta do it put…

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More Theme Songs Should Be Like This

More Theme Songs Should Be Like This

Thor Is The God Of Metal, Dude

Thor Is The God Of Metal, Dude

I’m not totally certain, but this might be the greatest video ever made. It has Thor, Slayer and crappy animation…Yep, that’s all you really need to make the world’s greatest video. I guess boobs would help, but I’m wi…

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PoultryGeist Is The Greatest Move Ever Made

PoultryGeist Is The Greatest Move Ever Made

I know, I know. You’re wondering why I would post the trailer to a sappy kid’s movie like PoultryGeist: Night Of The Chicken Dead on HolyTaco. Well, I guess I’m just a sucker for family entertainment. If you ask me, Hollywood does…

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“Bigfoot Molested Me” Not Best Courtroom Defense

“Bigfoot Molested Me” Not Best Courtroom Defense

Bigfoot Molested Me – Watch more free videos Gene Morrill was convicted of 20 counts of sex crimes involving minors. At his sentencing he decided to tell the court that the reason he molested all those kids was because Bigfoot (the mythical mi…

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