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One Direction: A Video Breakdown

One Direction are a British band that were forged in the fires of Simon Cowell’s supple man bosom. They’ve been around for a while but are blowing up in America now and were just recently on SNL. To celebrate that, I forced myself to watch their vid…

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Even Ex-Scientologists Are Douche Bags

posted 04/13/2008
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I think I’ve figured out the secret to Scientology. They only let the lamest 1% of the population into their cult because ex-members—people who have denounced this wacky gang—can’t speak out against it without sounding like …

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You Can Never Have Enough Instant Replays

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World Record Dunk – Watch more free videos At first I was all like “Whoa, huh? What happened?” and then, after seeing it 50 times and hearing some guy say “Lok me la sumjuna dwite!” 30 times I was all like “Ooooh,…

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Keep Your Eye On The Ball And Off The Parrot

posted 04/12/2008
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This mascot’s vaguely sexual hip-thrusting dance is way more effective than “Hey batter batter batter batter…suhwing batter!” via Deadspin

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George “Sulu” Takei Sings ‘On The Road Again’

posted 04/09/2008
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George Takei Goes Country – Watch more free videos I’m not saying George can’t sing. I’m just saying I can’t stop laughing whenever I hear him sing the line “on the road again.” (Also, check out the short cl…

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How Many Asians Can Fit In A Train? All Of Them.

posted 04/08/2008
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Japanese Train Push – Watch more free videos I’ve had a lot of weird jobs in my life (fluffer, assistant fluffer, assistant to the assistant fluffer) but “Japanese Train Cramming Guy” has yet to make it onto my resume. I̵…

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This Cat Really Likes To Masturbate

posted 04/02/2008
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Masturbating Cat – Watch more free videos It takes a brave soul to masturbate when there is a set of razor sharp claws attached to the end of your hands/paws. But sometimes you just gotta do what you just gotta do. And what you gotta do it put…

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More Theme Songs Should Be Like This

posted 03/29/2008
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Thor Is The God Of Metal, Dude

posted 03/27/2008
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I’m not totally certain, but this might be the greatest video ever made. It has Thor, Slayer and crappy animation…Yep, that’s all you really need to make the world’s greatest video. I guess boobs would help, but I’m wi…

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PoultryGeist Is The Greatest Move Ever Made

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I know, I know. You’re wondering why I would post the trailer to a sappy kid’s movie like PoultryGeist: Night Of The Chicken Dead on HolyTaco. Well, I guess I’m just a sucker for family entertainment. If you ask me, Hollywood does…

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“Bigfoot Molested Me” Not Best Courtroom Defense

posted 03/26/2008
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Bigfoot Molested Me – Watch more free videos Gene Morrill was convicted of 20 counts of sex crimes involving minors. At his sentencing he decided to tell the court that the reason he molested all those kids was because Bigfoot (the mythical mi…

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Don’t Ask Chelsea Clinton About Her Dad’s Penis

posted 03/25/2008
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Chelsea Clinton was asked how the Lewinsky scandal has affected her mom’s run for the presidency. Chelsea brushed the question off, but am I the only one who finds it amusing that this question was asked at Butler University? Is there any mor…

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One Direction: A Video Breakdown

Even Ex-Scientologists Are Douche Bags

You Can Never Have Enough Instant Replays

Keep Your Eye On The Ball And Off The Parrot

George “Sulu” Takei Sings ‘On The Road Again’

How Many Asians Can Fit In A Train? All Of Them.

This Cat Really Likes To Masturbate

More Theme Songs Should Be Like This

Thor Is The God Of Metal, Dude

PoultryGeist Is The Greatest Move Ever Made

“Bigfoot Molested Me” Not Best Courtroom Defense

Don’t Ask Chelsea Clinton About Her Dad’s Penis

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