Fan Boys: If you're unsure of where to spend the Holidays, look no further. This video will have you gassing up your homemade X-Wing and scrambling to find new batteries for that Fleshlight you pretend is a lightsaber.
This might be the best weatherman ever. You can tell that the anchorman is totaly jealous that the weather guy is getting the attention of the big breasted co-anchor. He even goes as far as to draw a sad face on his score card. What a dick. You lose, anchorman. Weather guy's going to be banging the giant chested chick tonight.
I don't trust this parrot. He seems like the kind of bird that would hide in a dumpster with a knife and lure you over with his baby impression, only to rob and kill you. Evil. Pure evil.
All of these girls are really hot, but since none of us currently have a snowball's chance in Hell with any of them, let the unwarranted criticism on the comment section begin!
Hi, Billy Mays here from beyond the grave to bring you the newest, coolest way to freak out your girlfriend. Just take my rotten, decomposed, severed head and place it on the pillow next to her. Then, wake her up by poking her in the ass with a big, fake, green penis. Bam! You've got yourself one freaked out girlfriend.
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We're not posting this video to make fun of this guy, infact, we're posting it because we think this guy is awesome. He's awesome and ten times more metal than you or anyone else will ever be.
Crows are f*cking smart. They're resourceful and clever, and they possess ingenuity and problem-solving skills that surpass any other winged creature out there. Crows are "the guy from beautiful mind" of the bird world, except that girl crows aren't quite as hot as Jennifer Connelly. Fortunately, this means they're a lot of fun to watch. Unfortunately, it means that in a few hundred years or so, crows could develop some key abilities that would eventually allow them to conquer the world:
The Use of Tools
There was a scientist last year who proposed that we start building vending machine's for crows in major cities. Basically, his thought was that we could teach crows to pick up litter and deposit it into a machine that would then reward them with treats. This idea would probably work, too, because crows are really good at figuring out tools, mechanics, and cause-and-effect relationships. People run tests with crows all the time, where they put some food at the bottom of a tube, and the crow has to figure out how to get it out with some wire, like this:
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