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We Found That Poster You’ve Been Looking For

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Flowchart for Losing Your Virginity

Flowchart for Losing Your Virginity

Based on our comments section, we’re pretty certain that the majority of our readers are under the age of 15, and that means that a few of you might be losing your virginity soon.  Your first trip to Tunatown can be stressful and confusin…

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Not A Virgin? Just Use This Artificial Hymen

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  I’m not exactly sure what’s in that package, but according to its product page, it’s a fake hymen. Normally we try to give a little editorial with most of the things we post, but this one pretty much speaks for itself. No m…

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Girl Accidentally Texts Her Dad After Losing Her Virginity

Girl Accidentally Texts Her Dad After Losing Her Virginity

via TheChive   Class trips were always a lot of fun. But I’m not sure what I loved most about them. Was it the freedom? Was it the GR8 time I had losing my virginity on the beach? Or was it accidentally texting my dad about it and having…

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Jonas Brothers Will Marry Fan, But Not Bang One

Jonas Brothers Will Marry Fan, But Not Bang One

When I was 15 all I thought about was having sex. I’d get an erection if I bumped into a table, or wore silky basketball shorts. Unfortunately, I looked like Stephen Hawking if he all of a sudden got up from his wheel chair, put on any t-sh…

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The 8 Places You Probably Lost Your Virginity

The 8 Places You Probably Lost Your Virginity

You always remember where you were when you lost your virginity, and most of the time you wish you could forget it. 8. THE BATHROOM OF A FRAT HOUSE HOW IT WENT DOWN FROM HIS PERSPECTIVE: You were pretty excited for the Kappa Delta Gamma party, so …

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