Like most people in the world, you’re probably uber-rich and own a farm that breeds poor people so that you may murder them with spears made of paper mached 100-dollar bills. As a person in possession of such vast reserves of money, the products th…
Recently, the FBI apprehended 10 suspects accused of being dastardly Russian spies. So far, there has been no mention of James Bond’s involvement in exposing these spies, but seeing as at least one of them is a pretty good looking chick, one …
Here it is: non-alcoholic vodka, the most useless product in the world. More useless than the shoe horn, the WNBA, or the Shamwow (trust me, I bought one).
There’s only two demographics this product can be made for: Ex-alcoholic…
Most advertisements are created in a way that let’s the dumbest kid in the class understand it, so it’s a nice treat when you see one that actually makes you use your brain (I needed an abacus and my calculator watch to understand this …