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How To Walk Somewhere Without Dying

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We are a nation that has become lazy. We’re fat and lazy. To combat this, Michelle Obama began a program known as “Get Moving,” which is a simple and effective program that promotes the somewhat absurd idea of actually using your legs to transport …

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Prepare to be Hypnotized

Prepare to be Hypnotized

  This is Pedro.  He’s got a bunch of videos on youtube.  Forget for a moment that he’s singing along to a Mariah Carey song (he only sings along to Mariah Carey songs), and try to also forget that he doesn’t know a…

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It Doesn’t Get Any Better Than Watching A Monkey Walk Like A Human

It Doesn’t Get Any Better Than Watching A Monkey Walk Like A Human

  If you’ve spent any time on this site, you probably know that we are big fans of monkeys. There’s something about the pure innocence in their eyes combined with the deadly accuracy of their feces-flinging that makes them so adora…

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