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King Joffrey, Carl Grimes, And Five More Hate-Worthy TV Characters We’d Like to Kick Down a Flight of Stairs

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I don’t know anyone who loves Game of Thrones who doesn’t want to see Joffrey die. Like, painfully. Like, right now.

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The Walking Dead Just Died: A Eulogy

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I needed a couple days to work up this article because of all the emotion involved. You know the Taco loves zombies, we have zombie content up the wazoo on this site and, of course, we brought you the epic series that was the Walking Carl and its b…

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Mocking Dead: The Walking Dead Recap (Mid Season Finale)

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OMG, fog and a scream! And zombie feet! It’s a great day to be a zombie. Also, this chick is so sloppy looking even for a zombie, but what the hell is this? Who are these people? This show has no rules at all. New people run and then…are they…

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Mocking Dead: The Walking Dead Recap (S3 E7)

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Poor Glenn, captured by Merle and ready to be tortured or whatever. And Glenn’s a pussy so you know this isn’t going to end well. I don’t mean that in a mean way, he’s heroic in a sneaky way. But like, face to face heroics? Nah.

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Mocking Dead: The Walking Dead recap (S3 E6)

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Rick is still insane and talking on the phone to people who can’t possibly be there. Let’s be honest, the entire premise of someone randomly dialing the phone in a world that hasn’t been functioning in several years is pretty weak ass. Who’s buyin…

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Mocking Dead: The Walking Dead Recap (S3 E5)

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Last week sure was intense wasn’t it? Can they keep up the intensity this week and, if so, does that mean another shitty cast member has to die? Oh man, I don’t know yet!

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Mocking Dead: The Walking Dead Recap (S3 E4)

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After last week’s journey to meet the Governor, this week we’re back at the prisoner with a dead deer and two hungry zombies as someone shuffles around the prison yard leaving zombie treats because zombies go for carrion like ET going after Reese’s …

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Mocking Dead: The Walking Dead Recap (S3 E3)

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After a preview letting us known that Daryl had a bigger hillbilly brother back in season one, who has one less hand thanks to Rick, the show starts with a helicopter crash. How and why is anyone in a helicopter in the zombie apocalypse? Shut up, …

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Mocking Dead: The Walking Dead recap (S 3 E 2)

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To start, no, I didn’t recap the premier last week because I did something else. I am fickle and unpredictable like a northern wind, or a high class escort on too many anti-depressants.

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What’s in Store for Your Favorite Walking Dead Character This Season?

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It’s a brand new season of the Walking Dead and that means one cool zombie per every 5 episodes or Lori whining and Carl wandering. No wait, I’m being cynical. Let’s be open minded. This season has the prison, Michonne and the Governor, for those…

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A Game of Hodor vs The Walking Carl

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It is dark and it is cold and everything should be still and peaceful. Everything is not. The forest has shed its forest sounds. There are no birds in trees, nor even insects. There is no breeze. But there is the crunch of leaves, felled branch…

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