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The 9 Best WalMart Stories of 2011

As the year draws to a close, it’s a good time to reflect on what’s transpired this year and give thanks for not being part of a headline about WalMart. Unless you were in the store when any of this crap went down.

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Small Business v. Big Business: Mom-and-Pop Brothels Fear Big Walmart-style Brothels

posted 09/22/2011
by Luis Prada

So you and your significant other are living the dream. You’ve come together and opened a small business. In fact, it is the very definition of a small business. The atmosphere in your store is warm and cozy. You a very kind to your customers; you …

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Shop At The Made In America Store!

posted 06/28/2011
by Luis Prada

Are you tired of shopping at your local mega-mart and finding all of the products you purchased were manufactured in some far-off land that, if looked up on a map, has its seas surrounded by mystical dragons? Are you sick of having to wipe your pin…

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Star Wars and Public Masturbation: Together At Last

posted 09/15/2010
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Since the late 1970′s, dorks around the world have sought to combine their love of Star Wars with their crippling addiction to public masturbation. Unfortunately, all attempts to reconcile the two beloved pastimes have failed…until now!…

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