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5 Famous Draft Dodgers who Avoided the Call of Duty

If you want to man up from the safety of your own home, you can hop on some Call of Duty: Elite right this very second, get all the stats you’ll need to increase your virtual armying skills and kill some dudes in a non-illegal, therapeutic way. Ah…

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The War on TV: 6 Inexplicably War-Themed Shows

posted 07/26/2011
by Ian Fortey

war/wôr/ Noun: A state of armed conflict between different nations or states or different groups within a nation or state. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. For reasons no one will care to explain because it’s barely worth thinking …

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Winston Churchill’s Speech Regarding The Internet As a Domain of War

posted 07/19/2011
by Luis Prada

Last week, the Pentagon unveiled a cybersecurity plan that puts the internet right up there alongside the land, sea, and air, as a domain of war. This plan will expand the Department of Defense’s ability to combat any malicious computer hacks from …

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6 Things the New Iraq Needs

posted 10/04/2010
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So all our soldiers are back in America now right? Something like that. If not today then soon as we have ended all wars and probably we won’t have another one until those Swedes push us a bit too far. Since 2001, we have brought freedom a…

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Drunken Argument Friday: What Was the Most Awesome War?

posted 05/28/2010
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If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really stupid things, like what was the most awesome war that the U.S. participated in? Here’s what it looks like when we do both at the same time: …

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Drunken Argument Friday: Smurfs vs. Keebler Elves

posted 01/22/2010
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If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really stupid things, like who would win if the Smurfs engaged in all-out war with the Keebler Elves. Here’s what it looks like when we do both at t…

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Even Santa Has To Find Extra Work These Days

posted 10/05/2009
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Happy Memorial Day

posted 05/25/2009
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In honor of Memorial Day, we’d like to present the following clip, which might be the most accurate portrayal of World War 1 that we’ve ever seen, with only a few small exceptions: 1) World War 1 was fought by people, not dogs, and 2) To…

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The Cats Are Home From War

posted 03/10/2009
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Guest Column: Miley Cyrus Gives Her Thoughts On The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict

posted 12/29/2008
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Editors Note: Here at Holy Taco, we like to get points of view that you might not find other places. That’s why when Miley Cyrus reached out to us and asked to do a Guest Column, we gave her the green light. War is super e…

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Can All Sex And The City Characters Die?

posted 04/17/2008
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I’ve never seen Sex and The City, but once at Easter my Grandma got drunk and told a story about giving oral sex to my Grandpa, and I’m guessing the show is basically just hours of that. So, it’s with no great sorrow I report one…

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5 Famous Draft Dodgers who Avoided the Call of Duty

The War on TV: 6 Inexplicably War-Themed Shows

Winston Churchill’s Speech Regarding The Internet As a Domain of War

6 Things the New Iraq Needs

Drunken Argument Friday: What Was the Most Awesome War?

Drunken Argument Friday: Smurfs vs. Keebler Elves

Even Santa Has To Find Extra Work These Days

Happy Memorial Day

The Cats Are Home From War

Guest Column: Miley Cyrus Gives Her Thoughts On The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict

Can All Sex And The City Characters Die?

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