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The 5 Worst Card Games Found Online

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Playing cards have existed since the Tang Dynasty in China, Tang being the most awesome and party-filled Dynasty of them all. Since that time they’ve evolved into one of the most timeless, reliable and fun ways to pass the time.

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5 Famous Draft Dodgers who Avoided the Call of Duty

5 Famous Draft Dodgers who Avoided the Call of Duty

If you want to man up from the safety of your own home, you can hop on some Call of Duty: Elite right this very second, get all the stats you’ll need to increase your virtual armying skills and kill some dudes in a non-illegal, therapeutic way. Ah…

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The War on TV: 6 Inexplicably War-Themed Shows

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war/wôr/ Noun: A state of armed conflict between different nations or states or different groups within a nation or state. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing.   For reasons no one will care to explain because it’s barely worth thinking …

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Winston Churchill’s Speech Regarding The Internet As a Domain of War

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Last week, the Pentagon unveiled a cybersecurity plan that puts the internet right up there alongside the land, sea, and air, as a domain of war. This plan will expand the Department of Defense’s ability to combat any malicious computer hacks from …

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6 Things the New Iraq Needs

6 Things the New Iraq Needs

So all our soldiers are back in America now right? Something like that. If not today then soon as we have ended all wars and probably we won’t have another one until those Swedes push us a bit too far. Since 2001, we have brought freedom a…

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Drunken Argument Friday: What Was the Most Awesome War?

Drunken Argument Friday: What Was the Most Awesome War?

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really stupid things, like what was the most awesome war that the U.S. participated in? Here’s what it looks like when we do both at the same time:  …

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Drunken Argument Friday: Smurfs vs. Keebler Elves

Drunken Argument Friday: Smurfs vs. Keebler Elves

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really stupid things, like who would win if the Smurfs engaged in all-out war with the Keebler Elves.  Here’s what it looks like when we do both at t…

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Even Santa Has To Find Extra Work These Days

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Bruins Fan Exposes Herself in the Stands (TotalProSports)   Seriously, This Site Is Just About Goats! (UltimateGoatFanSite)   The Hottest Mistresses Of All Time (MadeMan)   Kristin Bumbera Is Hot (AllLeftTurns)   Whip It Not Good…

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Happy Memorial Day

Happy Memorial Day

In honor of Memorial Day, we’d like to present the following clip, which might be the most accurate portrayal of World War 1 that we’ve ever seen, with only a few small exceptions: 1) World War 1 was fought by people, not dogs, and 2) To…

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The Cats Are Home From War

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Guest Column: Miley Cyrus Gives Her Thoughts On The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict

Guest Column: Miley Cyrus Gives Her Thoughts On The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict

  Editors Note: Here at Holy Taco, we like to get points of view that you might not find other places.  That’s why when Miley Cyrus reached out to us and asked to do a Guest Column, we gave her the green light.   War is super e…

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